Pyro: Hi! I just wanted to do this cuz I felt like it sooooo here ya go!
CaringBlueWaterManiac9: Hey Pyro. I'm Pyro's "nice half" but I'm a guy. Call me Maniac. No, I don't have an account, but I'm part of her.
Pyro: You better have a good reason for being here prissy boy. AND DON'T REFER TO ME AS 'HER'!
Maniac: Just introducing myself. Anyway, Pyro, I think maybe you should start to play with the neighborhood girls. They really want to play with you.
Pyro: *eye twitch* Don't say that like I'm a kid, you dunce-head. The neighborhood girls only want to hang out because I look like a guy, and Jessica is trying to make her ex jealous for cheating.
Maniac: Then you should try to act like a girl.
Pyro: Like hell. Anyway I have a challenge. If I get over five reviews that have "Baihumon is a godly beast" somewhere in the review I'll know you guys read this drabble in the beginning.
Maniac:*rolls eyes* (What, he's my 'nice side' but he's still part of me!) Also before this starts we just want to mention that this plot is a little... Different.
Disclaimer: ToughRedFirePyro1 only owns the plot
"W-What's that?"
"This is going to help you and all of us, stay still. This may hurt, but it'll be over soon."
"No, no I didn't agree to this! I don't want this anymore!"
"Stay still."
"What, no, NO! It's not helping, TAKE IT BACK, IT'S REALLY STARTING TO HURT! YOU LIED, THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU SAID WOULD HAPPEN!"
"...Good Luck..."
"... Ugh..." Shaking my head, I frowned, I could hardly remember what happened. All I remembered was every cell in my body burning. The cool grass felt nice and even though this wasn't where I was before, I couldn't care less because I was still aching.
I moved to sit up, but I fell back down and was going unconscious again.
My eyes caught something before I passed out. A brown furry paw where my hand should've been.
-Somewhere else...-
A young Shinx named Lightning was staring at a Pokemon Team Form in deep frustration. More specifically, three lines:
Team Name: _
Member 1:_
Member 2:_
"Ugh, I can't think of another Pokemon to start a Team with! Not to mention the name, I have as much creativity as a rock." Lightning sighed, he needed to meet another Pokemon to start a team with, but there weren't many Pokemon he knew that he could start a team with.
"I need to go for a walk; maybe I'll even meet a friend." Lightning slurped up an Oran Berry before leaving his home nearby Pokemon Square and held the berry in between his teeth and started to walk over to the Mystifying Forest.
Lightning looked around, he would usually come here and the Pokemon here are usually friendly and all at a low level. Lightning looked around and saw that a group of Wurmple in a huddle, he looked over and saw something brown and a little smaller than him. Lightning walked over.
"Hey, Wurmple, what's going on?" Lightning asked to the nearest Wurmple. Wurmple moved out of the way and showed him what they were huddling around. A young, unconscious Eevee.
'She's beautiful...' Lightning thought. Lightning shook those thoughts out of his head for later. "What was she doing here?" Lightning asked.
"We don't know, we were gathering food then we found her- at least we think it's a girl- lying here unconscious. None of the Eevee clans reported having a missing member." Wurmple replied.
"SHE'S A TRESPASSER THEN! HAND HER OVER TO THE BOSSES!" One Wurmple screeched out. Lightning went wide eyed, the 'bosses' were feared Pokemon that really hurt Pokemon that enter the dungeon without a good reason because they feared that the Pokemon might disturb their dungeon, Lightning had permission to come because he warned them about the Luxio Clan migration. The bosses were a quick Flygon, a Torterra with terrifying defense, and a temperamental Scizor with awesome offense; they were a great Team back in the day.
"No, don't!" Lightning screeched out. He had no idea what he was doing. "I know her, she's a friend of mine and she's new around here so she probably got lost! It's not her fault!" Lightning screeched. The Wurmple looked suspicious.
"Alright then, you can take her home Lightning, but make sure that next time she comes in with you or with a good reason." The Wurmple said. Lightning nodded, he didn't know why he did that, but he felt like he needed to protect her. Lightning managed to get the Eevee on his back and was on his way back to his home and laid the Eevee on a small bed in the small cottage. The Eevee started to stir.
"Mmmmhmmm..." The Eevee shook her head and looked up, a little rested.
"Oh, good, you're awake." Lightning said, the Eevee didn't respond, she just kept on staring with her slate silver eyes.
"Uhhh, you ok?"
"BWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! IT'S A-A-A TALKING P-PO-POKEMON!" The Eevee was able to scream out. Lightning looked at the Eevee like she had grown a second head.
"You know, out of all the Pokemon I've ever met, you're the strangest..." Shinx finally said after three long seconds of silence.
"Wait what'dya mean Poke-" The Eevee cut herself off when she took a look at herself. She had brown fur, was on four legs, and had a strangely high sense of hearing, smelling, and sight. She reached up to her head. She felt two sensitive, brown ears. She did what any other human (or former human) would've done.
She threw an extreme screaming fit was laced with...colorful words that will not be shown for the viewer's safety.
Lightning burst out laughing.
"You're really funny, tell me your name, and you can tell me what happened over some roasted Oran Berries." Lightning managed to say from his laughing fit. At that moment, the Eevee's stomach growled.
"Alright, my name is Aki." Eevee replied with a red face, while clutching her stomach. Lightning passed her a bowl of roasted Oran Berries that were still warm. Aki drooled a little before gulping a few down.
"It's nice to meet you Aki, my name is Lightning, it's nice to meet you, and now why were you knocked unconscious in Mystifying Forest? Usually, if somebody gets fainted by a Pokemon, they get sent out." Lightning explained, Aki was in the middle of grabbing a few more roasted Oran berries and she had a little Oran berry juice on her nose.
"That's because I wasn't knocked unconscious, I just remember passing out in a place that wasn't even Mystifying Forest and somehow, I ended up there. I remember bits of information from the human world, but I can't really remember my life." Aki explained. Lightning nodded, he also noticed that she had some Oran berry juice on her nose.
"Hold still."
"Eh?" Lightning walked up to her and used his tail to pick off the juice.
"Hmm," Lightning started, "For a girl, you sure do eat messy." Lightning said.
"Well, that's cuz I'm a tomboy." Aki stated, she dug her face into the bowl and gulped down some more food. "Do you have a problem with that?" Aki asked menacingly.
"No ma'am." Lightning sweat dropped. This girl was insane, scary, but surprisingly fun to hang around with.
"Oh, well I'm an Eevee right?"
"Yeah, complete with the tail, the ears, and the only difference would be the unusual silver eyes." Lightning responded. Aki sighed, head drooping slightly with the common sweat drops and blue lines.
'What a blunt guy…' Aki thought. Aki blinked and looked up.
"What's your favorite color?" Aki asked.
"My favorite color is forest green, what about you?"
"My favorite color is moonstone." Aki responded. Lightning blinked.
"Don't you mean a Moon Stone? How is a Moon Stone a color?" Lightning asked. Aki laughed.
"In the human world, there's this crayon company… Was it Mayola? No… Crayola? Oh yeah Crayola had a crayon that was moonstone. A really cool shade of blue, yeah it was cool." Aki answered.
(For real, moonstone really is a Crayola color. I was looking up favorite colors for Aki and found this. The color is absolutely gorgeous.)
"Anyway, when's your birthday?" Lightning asked.
"My birthday is December 25. What about you?"
"My birthday is October 30. What's your favorite berry?" Lightning asked.
"My favorite berry… It would be an uh… I dunno, a Bluk?" Aki answered (?)
"My favorite berry would be a Razz." Lightning responded.
"One last question," Lightning announced, "will you form a Rescue team with me?"
Aki blinked.
Lightning broke out in cold sweat.
Pelipper flew over the house and put something in the mailbox outside.
A Rattata munched on a berry outside.
And the Nidoqueen and Nidoking were explaining the Pidgey and the Beedrill to their two Nidoran twins.
Oh, right; off topic, back to Lightning and Aki.
"Does it include pay, food, and housing?" Aki asked. Lightning blinked. Not what he was expecting.
"Uh, you'll get more pay with the more jobs, we have a garden of berries in the garden but we'll buy what else we'll need, and we'll live here. Together." Lightning responded.
"Alright, explain the job to me in the morning, night." Aki responded before sleeping in the bed she woke up in.
"Ah, okay… Wait, Aki, that's the only bed! We have to go to the Kecleon Bros and order a bed for you and we don't even know how well you even fight! We need to fill out the Rescue Team Application, Aki!" Lightning fussed. Aki turned over and snored lightly. Lightning sighed.
That would suck if she was put to sleep in a dungeon. She can't wake up for shit.
Lightning sighed. He'd have to deal with his new partner. Lightning lay down next to Aki and tried to sleep.
Wait. Hold on. Go back about nine paragraphs. Did that sentence say a Rattata broke into the garden and was eating his hard labor?
Oh hell no.
"Get out you freeloader, Iron Tail!"
"Take a pill! It was just one Rindo Berry!"
Now Lightning could sleep.
(Yeah right, he has to try to sleep next to an attractive yet tomboyish Eevee he just met today. He only was able to sleep after staying frozen an hour straight.)
Pyro: That's a wrap!
Maniac: Pfft, that's only the first chapter.
Pyro: Shut the hell up, prissy boy!
Maniac: Make me wild girl.
Pyro:*Pulls out customized Fire Sword* I'll make you beg.
Maniac:*sweats* Uh, Pyro…
Random Notes:
-Crayola also has scented crayons that had to have their scents changed because of parents complaining that certain crayons (Cherry, Chocolate, Blueberry, etc.) smelled good enough to eat.
-Eevee is actually a habitant of the Mystifying Forest in the game. Honest to God (or Jashin-sama [That's right, Naruto bitch!])
-Yes, I purposely made their birthdays December 25 and October 30, got a problem? (If you don't know what these days are, you officially live under a rock. Here's a hint: GODDAMNED CHRISTMAS AND MISCHIEF NIGHT, BITCH!")
-I'm still celebrating that Satoshi Tajiri didn't die in the tsunami/earthquake fiasco!
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