Author's Note: My first story, probably fairly lame. Some homosexual context, homophobes beware!
Rated T for the sexual themes and naughty words.
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park, or Kenny Goddamnit. *pouts*
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Kenny Takes a Walk.
The snow squeaked under Kenny's boots as he walked down the side of the train tracks.
Just an ordinary Sunday morning. His family had already left for church, giving Kenny the usual warning.
"Well when you die, you can answer to Satan!"
No problem, He thought with a smile, Satan's probably wondering what I've been up to.
Kenny walked absent mindedly through the fresh snow, his mind wandering to the various objects of
his affections; his new History teacher, the brunette check-out girl at Save-Mart, that girl in Math class
with the big juggs....
Just then, something caught his eye. An old magazine was sticking out of some weeds, nothing unusual
there. In fact, this happened quite allot. Kenny smirked as he walked over to it, he loved it when people
left old porn mags down here. He had amassed an impressive collection.
Kenny picked it up almost dropped it again when he realized what it was.
Oh shit, he thought, this is a gay porn mag.
He held it at arms length for a few seconds, then decided;
What the hell, it could be kinda' hot.
The picture on the cover was of a young blonde guy, maybe about 20, wearing leather chaps and a cowboy hat.
That's really gay!, Kenny said to himself, as he sat down on the tracks to further study his pornographic find.
He alternated between confusion and laughter through most of the magazine.
I can't believe I'm reading this, Kenny laughed.
This porn mag wasn't turning him on, but it was good for a laugh.
He flipped another page to find a feature with a lot of slang, and that included the word "Twink".
Is it guys doing shit with Twinkies?, Kenny chucked to himself.
The picture on the next page whiped of his smile.
It was a full-page picture of two young blonde men making out. They didn't look aggressive like the other guys.
They just looked like they were totally in the moment. Holding each other and kissing deeply.
Why did this turn him on?
Holy shit that guy looks like Butters! What the hell is wrong with me?
Kenny dropped the magazine in disgust.
Not at the content, but at the sick thoughts that were now swimming through his brain.
He remembered the time he'd seen Butters naked at Mr. Mackey's latest hot-tub party.
It had made him feel funny. But Kenny didn't know how, exactly.
He started walking back towards his house.
Stop freaking out dude, it's just one picture! Besides, we're all a little gay.
His mind was racing, trying to make sense of all the weird feelings. He stopped.
Kenny ran back and grabbed the magazine.
No sense letting good porn go to waste.