Gas Attack in the Restaurant

By Shadowgate

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Stan and his three friends were sitting in Happy Burger. Kyle pointed out "oh look they have the new Mortal Kombat X game.

Kyle and Kenny looked at each other face to face and then they jumped on the arcade game. They both put quarters in and the match was on.

Cartman said "go Kenny beat that Jew."

Kyle yelled "SHUT UP FAT ASS!"

Wendy walked up to Stan and said "hi" and Stan turned to face Wendy. He smiled and got up and as he stood in front of Cartman he struck up a conversation. While he was distracted with Wendy Cartman put two special harmless gas pills into Stan's soda. He got them at a toy store in the prank toys aisle.

Cartman said "hey Stan finish your soda because I'm about to dump all the food. Kyle and Kenny are both finished."

Stan replied "okay" and drank it. Cartman smiled with delight and then he threw everything in the trash.

Wendy began talking about the girls' volleyball team going to Denver to play against other schools. Stan smiled and soon his stomach rumbled.

Stan said "oh shit I must have eaten too much."

Wendy said "with the increase in school work we've all been hungrier. Anyhow I enjoyed hearing your stomach rumbling."

Stan replied "oh it's like after dinner you're lying on your bed and you hear your stomach rumbling for an hour."

Wendy said "I'd love to lie on top of your stomach Stan."

Stan starts to flirt then all of a sudden he farts.

Stan said "shit!"

Cartman said "YES I KNEW THOSE GAS PRANK PILLS WOULD WORK!"

Stan yelled "WHAT CARTMAN?"

Cartman answered "I bought some of those prank gas pills at the toy store and slipped them in your drink when you weren't looking. I made you fart in front of your girlfriend.'

Stan snapped "Goddamn it" and then punched Cartman.

Wendy walked over to Cartman and punched him.

"Ouch" Cartman said.

Kyle said "how do you know those pills were safe fat ass?"

Kenny snapped "YEAH!"

Cartman said "they're safe or they wouldn't be on the market. Come on guys it was just a practical joke on Stan.'

Wendy said "now the restaurant stinks."

Cartman said "I'll make it stink more."

Cartman farts and the rest of the kids groan.

THE END