A/N While working on clipped wings, Tello deemed it necessary to hijack my train of thought. I seriously think that he and my muse are conspiring against me. She obviously loves him to pieces, and well Tello is just that good.
Get this fluffly thing off of me right this instant!
"Q! look at them they're so cute, i think they're bonding," I hear Brittany squeal, if she wasn't so cute I'd bite her. Well, as long as Santana isn't around, and speak of the devil. I know that look she's about to dis my Rachel.
"Yeah Q, it's like you and the midget, it's so unnatural."
Come here latin spitfire, let's see you take on Donatello Berry!
I see a shadow over me, and I knew someone just took that rabbit off of me, I look up just in time to see Quinn sit beside me, holding that fluffly monstrosity before pawning it off to Brittany.
My Hero! If I were into blondes, I'd fight Rachel for you, you know.
She looks at me funny, only to break eye contact when Rachel comes out, in a pair of very short shorts, and skin tight tank.
But I like my women with shells, and a little green in color so you're safe.
"Sometimes I think you love him more than you do me," I hear Rachel say, before leaning in to kiss Quinn.
"You guys, that's disgusting," Santana whines, earning a smack from Brittany.
I agree with you there. Try witnessing it every day. You'd want your own shell too.
I feel Rachel and Quinn's eyes on me, and I knew they heard me, time to hide now.
I'm never getting a lady friend now am I?
"Keep it up big guy, keep it up and see if I find you a Mrs. Tello."
Bummer.
A/N I've always been a fan of visual aides: http : / . com/post/2904453588/the-tortoise-and-the-hare