Romeo grabbed Juliet's hand.
"Juliet," he whispered. " How doth one live if one breathes air of water? Without Sun, how doth thy fruit of our love blossom?"
Juliet shook her head and wrenched her hand out of Romeo's grasp. "No, Romeo. I must go. You art Montague, and I, Capulet. To love each other in bed would be a sin, even speaking now, my breath is bated. Go now, and make haste! For if they catch you with hounds at your feet, a shaky hand shall be round mine."
And so, after much kissing and more crap, Romeo left the fair maiden Juliet alone. However, Romeo was not aware of the events that would transpire before he returned. Had he known, perhaps he would never have bothered coming back, lest his tiny heart be broken once more, threefold.
Within 12 hours, Romeo had returned. However, it was too late. Juliet had laid eyes on another- Rosaline.
"Romeo," Juliet cried as she thought of betraying him. "Romeo. Why fore art thou male? A rose by any other stem would be just as sweet, but thou art not what I need."
When Romeo returned to her side, Juliet wept as she told him this.
Romeo, struck with shock, asked, "Juliet, thou may be of faith to another. But pray tell them, what man shall I slay to win back your heart? Maybe a blessing this shall be, if thou loves another, to save our families from grief. But what is it to me if thou loves one other than myself? 'Tis not to me for a fair maiden should be."
Juliet, tears still fresh in her eyes, bowed down her head before she whispered, "Aye, no, Romeo. 'Tis not another man I speak of. I speak of one of myself, a woman through and through. Her name is Rosaline- but don't hunt for her! She is my love."
Romeo couldn't believe it. Had this been why Rosaline had declined him? Because she was infatuated with Juliet? And now Juliet was rejecting him? ... For Rosaline?!
Juliet stood. "Romeo, I must go. Rosaline and I art departing for Mantua before dawn. We cannot stay where love cannot grow healthily."
But Romeo grabbed her by her sleeves. "No, thou must stay, for me. The feelings I have inside are too much for me to contain. I need my love to retain her place with me, so we can love until the sky runs dry."
"But I don't love you, Romeo." And Juliet turned and left so quickly that a piece of her dress tore off in Romeo's hand.
Using science that hadn't yet been discovered with the Friar, Romeo cloned Juliet and modeled Juliet v.2.0 so that she was inclined to only love himself, Romeo. Juliet v.2.0 followed the tale of Romeo and Juliet spectacuarly, and there never was such a tale of woe as the tale of Juliet and Romeo [v.2.0].
And Juliet and Rosaline ran off to Mantua and had all the sex.