Cumshot and Waffle: New York Crime Squad
Cumshot (me)
Waffle (DSPgaming)
Editor's note: (I do not own DSP, I would never want to own anything of his or him in general)
My name is Cumshot, I'm a detective, and with me is my rookie cop Waffle, he's a little slow but his parents died at the hands of Snake from MGS. He's a good kid though, however he can be a bit of a bitch every now and then. The phone rings and I pick it up, "New York Crime Squad, report your emergency!" I hear an old lady in a panicking voice, "come quick! It's my cat he's stuck in my xbox!" she gives me her address and name and I hastily slam the phone on the receiver, "Let's go Waffle!" I say as I reach for my jacket. "I don't wanna, outside has terrible graphics." Waffle says, in one hand a PS2 controller, in the other the new "Artery Clogger" from KFC, his Street Fighter shirt stained with cheeto dust. "C'mon waffle! This is why you joined the force! This is what it's all about man! Now are you coming or not?" waffle hastily retorted, "fuck no, and leave my fans waiting for the next live stream? You're nuts." "Ok well at least use this camcorder to video yourself as I rescue the cat, I need you to help me in case anything goes wrong." I say in a hurried manner. I strap a camera to his large torso, as he lets out a large burp. "Make sure you keep your eyes on that camera so you can watch my every movement." I could tell Waffle wasn't paying attention, he replies with "god this game is too fucking hard!"