There once was a guy named Shadow
Who was extremely very shallow
I know this doesn't make sense
But he can also get very tense
I'm writing this in a notebook
Right by the brook
I have a few minutes of life
Because in a few minutes I'm going to die
So before I finish my writing
I want to tell you a secret
By the time you see the setting sun
I want you to go for a run
Be clever and sneaky
Don't be so noisy and squeaky
Also don't go running by the brook
Because Shadow can spot you right off the hook
Plus he might his gun with him
Now please don't be foolish in not taking my advice
Because now my time is up and now I'm … dead