Oh, hello my name is Gollum,
I'm hideous to see.
But I want my Precious back,
So hand it over to me!

I loooove the Ring
More than life itself.
So I'll kiiiill a dwarf!
Or a hobbit or an elf!

I remember when I found Precious,
It was on my birthday.
But I didn't want to share it,
So I hid out in a cave.

I stayed there for five-hundred years,
In that underground lake.
But then the Baggins stole it,
Now he's the one I hate.

They tortured me at Mordor,
But now I'm after you.
For when you're fighting Gollum,
YOU'LL SURELY MEET YOUR DOOM!