Envy is confused about what's the most important thing in life. Because, yanno, he's Envy. So he goes and asks his "siblings" for some answers.

"Sexual manipulation," Lust says maturely, sipping a cup of tea, her pinky finger up.

"Me," says Pride, filing his nails with the sharp teeth of his unleashed form.

Gluttony swallows a human hand, crunching the bones. "Fewd!"

Sloth looks around, blinking slowly. "Hngrah? Sleep..."

Wrath stabs a sword into the ground and looks up with hooded eyes. "Calmly taking your revenge."

Greed laughs hysterically, his arms held out to encompass everything. "Women! Sex! Money! Food! World domination!"

"...Oh," Envy says intelligently.

Let's just say that he is still confused.

He goes to the other Hagaren guys and asks them.

"Mini-skirts!" shouts Roy Mustang, a determined look on his face, fire in his eyes.

"Family!" cries Maes Hughes, showering everyone in pictures of his daughter.

Winry's eyes glitter as she cradles a wrench against her chest. "Au - to - mail!" she sings.

Pinako lets out twin streams of smoke from her nostrils, pulling the pipe from her mouth. "Indulgences."

Alphonse runs around, chasing a fuzzy blur. "Kitties!"

"Boobies," says Havoc through a nosebleed as he stares at a magazine full of women. "And cigarettes."

Armstrong whips off his shirt and flexes his gross muscles. "The beauty that has been passed down to me through the Armstrong tradition!"

Hawkeye pulls out her gun and cocks it, points it at Mustang. "Being on time."

Barry the Chopper grins as he flourishes a large meat cleaver. "Slicing and dicing, baby."

Mei cuddles her small panda friend to her. "Xiaomei!"

"Eating as much as you can," Ling Yao says, slurping up noodles and running to another stall.

"Serving my master," Lan Fan replies, grabbing hold of Ling's hair and pulling him back.

Automail-engineer Garfiel says, with a twinkle in his eye, "My drop-dead gorgeous features."

Izumi crosses her arms and yells, "MY HUSBAND!"

Sig crosses his arms and yells, "MY WIFE!"

Olivier Armstrong brandishes her sword. "The strength to protect my comrades."

Fuery blinks and holds up the phone he had been repairing. "Communication?"

Den barks. "Woof!"

Hayate barks. "Woof!"

Breda is at the top of a telephone pole, shaking, away from the dogs. "Staying away from things you fear!"

Kimbley laughs just like Greed had. "Explosions! Destruction! Screaming! God, the screaming!"

A voice comes out from under a pile of books. Sheska pokes her head out, breathing deeply. "Reading!"

"Running away!" Yoki cries, arms in the air, being chased by one of the dogs.

"Replacing what you have lost with something better," says the cool voice of Buccaneer, posing in the setting sun, his automail gleaming.

"Doing what is right, even if it's looked down upon by everyone else," replies Miles, pushing back his sunglasses.

Grumman laughs happily as he sifts through a chest full of clothes and wigs. "The thrill of being incognito!"

Paninya laughs as she runs off with a certain State Alchemist watch. "Grabbing what you can, when you can!"

Edward runs after her, his shorter legs making him considerably slower. "Getting taller!"

Falman walks around with his nose in a book and collides with a wall. He rubs his nose. "Memorization."

Scar glares silently, a blush on his cheeks, as he looks at Al's kitten and Mei's panda. "Cute... fluffy... things..."

"God!" says Rose, her hands clasped, eyes shining with inner stars.

Envy has learned nothing from his survey and trudges back home, despondent and confused as ever.

...But wait. He pauses and his mind sparks to life.

He grins and starts to skip away.

The most important thing in life is what you want it to be.