Hey Guys- I'm now doing a ASK JAYFEATHER fanfic. Yep. I'm that awesome.

Anyway, I NEED reviews to write in this. And in those reviews, I ask for this you want to ask Jayfeather. If that isn't clear, let me spell it out for you: YOU REVIEW WHAT YOU WANT TO ASK JAYFEATHER= I GET JAYFEATHER TO ANSWER YOU AND THIS KEEPS GOING!

(Disclaimer: I don't own warriors. Or most of the cats featured.)

Anyway, I'm going to be starting off with an INTRODUCTION!

But before I do, I'm jut going to point this out..

I'm not gonna be all like

- Jayfeather: Hi guys, and welcome to the show! -

Because that's against the rules. So I'll be writing in regular format, 'k?

If you don't like it, flame all you like.

Jayfeather stretched his stiff muscles. He was about to groom himself, but suddenly paused.

The camp seemed too quiet. It was probably already sunhigh by now, (Jayfeather had woken up late, he could tell) yet no noise came from outside. No complaints from the apprentices, no grumbles from the elders, no whining from the kits, no gossip from the queens- nothing.

Jayfeather stepped out of his den. Obviously nobody was here. He was just about to call out, "Hello?" when he heard a voice.

"Jayfeather."

Jayfeather twisted around. This cat was not one he knew- he didn't recognize the scent.

"Who are you?" Jayfeather asked. "What are you doing here?"

"My name is Emily," the voice said calmly. "I've come to take you away."

For some reason the funny farm song flashed through Jayfeather's mind, but he ignored it.

Jayfeather took a step back in mere surprise. "What? I'm not going with a stranger of a cat!" Besides, he thought in his mind, I have to take care of Briarlight.

"Briarlight will me fine," Emily said, as if she could read Jayfeather's mind. "Besides, the whole forest is asleep right now. I've put them into a deep slumber."

Jayfeather felt his heart skip a beat. "How? Are you from Starclan?"

"No," Emily said. "I'm from a place far above Starclan." Jayfeather heard a hint of amusement in Emily's voice as she said, "A place called reality."

Who is this she-cat? Why does she want me- what has she come for? How could she put the clans to sleep? Jayfeather thought. What's reality? What, you don't know what that is? Dumb cat.

Again, as if reading his mind, Emily said, "I've come to make you important. Respected. Admired... Maybe even made fun of, but you are already."

Jayfeather blinked.

"I've come to put you in a fanfiction- is that clearer, you mouse-brain?"

Jayfeather's voice turned cheery. "Okay!" he randomly said happily. "Lets go! Can I see the nyan cat? Will Tigerstar be brought to life?"

... Yea, that's weird. Sudden change in tone there...

Anyway, REVEIW SO I CAN START THIS DANG THING PLZ