Twilight Bashing
Alchemistofpeace: Hi! Alchemistofpeace here, but you can just call me Peace.
Peace: This is Twilight Bashing and here we're gonna bash Twilight.
Greedling: *sarcastically* Wow, couldn't think of a more creative title if you tried.
Peace: I didn't introduce you yet idiot, stay back screen!
Greedling: I don't see why I-MMMPH! *dragged backstage*
Peace: Thank you. First, some characters from FMA. Only some cause I cant fit them all in this damn studio without getting rid of some other guests. So here's Ed, Al, Mustang, Hughes, Greedling, Kimblee, and Hawkeye.
Mustang: Why the hell is Kimblee here?
Peace: Because I want him here. Besides, we're going to have another psychotic serial killer in another chapter or two. So get used to one while you can.
Mustang:… Just keep him away from me.
Peace: Sure. Now, here's the pedophilic sparklepire, edward cullen!
Kimblee: Why no capitals?
Peace: He doesn't deserve them.
Ed: Makes sense to me.
Sparklepire: Um, hi?
Peace: Hi, nobody. Ed, you first.
Ed: WHOOPIE! *transmutes a spike through Sparklepire*
Peace: Colonel Dumbass?
Mustang: Who?
Hawkeye: I think she means you, sir.
Mustang: I'm a … Dumbass?
Peace: Yes you are.
Mustang: But… I thought I was one of the characters you love! T-T
Peace: You are! I torture all the characters I like.
Kimblee: Ooh, you're a sadist! Just like me! :D
Peace: I wouldn't be writing this if I wasn't. Mustang, you gonna flame the pixie or what?
Mustang: *sniff* Well, I guess. *snaps*
Sparklepire: *girly shriek of agony*
Mustang: Now I see why you killed people Kimblee; It's fun as hell! :D *snapsnapsnap*
Peace: Whoa, leave some for the rest of them alright!
Mustang: *sigh* Fine. *walks away defeated*
Peace: Al, you wanna go next?
Al: Sure. *beats the crap out of Sparklepire*
Sparklepire: *whimper*
Greedling: WAIT A MINUTE! Peace said she liked to torture people she liked. Does that mean she likes Sparklepire?
Everyone: O.O *run to the other side of the studio*
Peace: *rolls eyes* I like torturing my favorite characters mentally and emotionally. Characters I don't like get the crap beat out of them.
Greedling: Oh, okay. My turn next?
Peace: No, Hughes. He hasn't said a word since he got here.
Hughes: Thanks Peace! *throws knives at Sparklepire*
Sparklepire: OKAY, I'LL BITE! WHAT DID I DO TO DISERVE THIS!
Peace: You sparkle.
Mustang: You're a pedophile.
Kimblee: You don't kill people, like normal vampires do.
Greedling: You freaking existed.
Peace: Hawkeye?
Hawkeye: Right. *shoots Sparklepire over nine thousand times*
Peace: Greed-
Greedling: YES! FINALY I GET A CHANCE! *throws Sparklepire into a vat of lava* *evil Kira laugh*
Peace:… Anyone else afraid?
Everyone: *nod*
Peace: Kimblee?
Kimblee: *blows up Sparklepire*
Peace: Okay I think we're done here. Goodbye rea-
Ed: WAIT A MINUTE!
Peace: *sigh* What Ed?
Ed: You forgot to do the disclaimer.
Peace: Oh, snickerdoodles you're right. I don't own FMA, sadly, and I sure as hell don't own Twilight. THANK GOODNESS. I couldn't bear it if my writing sucked that bad. Now, as I was saying, goodbye readers!