This is our first fan fic on so peas be nice!

We wrote this fan fic for the following reasons:

we can

strawberries took over our minds…they were good too

we wondered what would happen if there was an all girl team on Naruto

Disclaimer: we do not own Naruto! Just our souls and sanity… wait scratch out sanity

Chapter 1

Hitler, Llamas, and soap operas

Outside the Woods Of DOOM (or the 100 acre woods)

"We're here!," shouted Roxy (a/n an OOC)

"Where are we?" Shika asked as she tried to read the map backwards.

"Here!" Roxy said as she attempted to point to where they were on the map of doom.

"I don't see anything that says here on the map!" screamed Shika.

"The map never lies,'' said D.C. Washington as it appeared out of nowhere

"Whatever you say D.C. Washington," said Chadisa, another ninja on the team of weird and freaky girls.

"For your information my name is District of Columbia Washington," D.C. said in a very preppy voice that was way too high pitched.

Sasuke, Sakura, Naruto ,Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, rock lee, Ten Ten, Neji, Hinata, Shino, Kiba, Gaara, Temari, and Kankour are outside the woods of Doom.

"Who are you people?" asked Sasuke.

Chadisa, Roxy, and Shika answer them, with purposefully geeky voice, at the same time, "We're ourselves!"

"Are you making fun of me! I'm not a pig and I don't watch Jerry Springer on Friday nights while eating Ben and Jerry's ice cream…" said Ino, obviously offended.

"Whore! Whoops! I mean pig!" said Sakura who was clearly having a great time making fun of Ino.

"You're not a pig, you're a good, nice, beautiful, hardworking person inside and out!" said Andy, who is an Amish person who popped out of nowhere and thinks she's a ninja ,even though her mommy won't let her become one…(a/n don't ask)

"My insides are hardworking and beautiful?" asked Ino.

"You rock at science and you're the best study buddy in the world! I AM YOUR STALKER!"

"Aaahhh! Shika hide me!" Ino screamed while running toward Shikamaru.

Shika throws the map at Ino and half screams, "WHAT?" (a/n Ino called shikamaru, Shika and the actual Shika was confused… if you understand that at all)

"AHH! Paper cut! Help me Sasuke-kun! There's a girl who thinks her name is Shika!!" yelled Ino who was being a big baby.

"NO MY FIFTY CENT MAP IS COVERED IN MUD! THAT WAS A WHOLE PAY CHECK!!"

"Be gone," yelled Garra, yes yelled.

"No one was talking to you!" screamed Roxy.

"Do you wear eyeliner or are you naturally a raccoon?" asked Shika very, very stupidly.

Garra said in a sarcastic voice, yes sarcastic, "Oh yeah I wear Maybaline eyeliner that I got at Wal-Mart called 'Berry-luscious black'"

Roxy and Shika say simultaneously, "Then we have the perfect song for you," and burst out in song ''cause I'm an emo kid, I listen to songs like die staby stab and rip your heart out with a spoon and feed it to your self…" (a/n yes very emolicious! ((my friend came up with that!)))

Garra said in response "That's Shika- luscious"

Chadisa walks back from the store… we were so caught up in our song that we didn't even notice her leave!

"Chadisa, where have you been?" asked Roxy.

"Oh, I bought some tomatoes and… fuck wrong bag! Well, I bought four cases of coke"(a/n you know the twelve packs)

Shika tries to figure out how many cokes that is by writing out in the air

"So that's 106 cokes!" Shika wondered out loud.

"No…there's forty-eight cans… baka!" said Roxy rather loudly.

"… Naruto I found you a girlfriend…" Sasuke said in monotone.

"Huh?" asked Naruto.

"Just as annoying as you, too," he continued

"Huh?" asked Shika. (a/n she really is as stupid as Naruto ((in a good way)) we always tell her that!)

"Okay… Welcome to the… FOREST OF DOOM!" said Kakashi-sensei.

Then comes the evil laughs and storms suddenly brew.

"How dramatic!" yelled Chadisa.

"Ow! I just got hit by thunder!" Shika was obviously hurt.

"Perfect match," muttered Sasuke.

"SHUT UP! Okay… you must make it through staying in the forest for 5 days!... There will be no enemies… all you have to do is survive through… EACH OTHER!" Kakashi sure was dramatic.

There was a high eye piercing fan girl scream coming from Shika's direction.

Everyone's eardrums are now bleeding and off in the distance you can hear Sasuke yelling "Oh god there after me again! There coming to take me away!"

"What was that for?" asked Kakashi.

"Uhh...it seemed like the right time to scream"

"My ears…" Ino said in pain.

"Oops! I went soprano on you…"

"Oh a few more things, you have to stay together. That means if you leave than you have to come back because I don't think anyone will go out looking for you and I think that you don't want to die… unless you're Garra! If you're dead you can't win the prize!" Kakashi rambled on about the rules.

"Great I get to spend the next five days with these stupid people," Sasuke mumbled just loud enough that everyone around him could hear.

"YAY! We get to spend the week with Sasuke-kun!" yelled Sakura and Roxy simultaneously and then gave each other the evil glare.

"So… what's the prize?" asked Shika.

Kakashi paused there for dramatic effect, "STUFFED BUNNY!"

"YAY! WOO!" You can guess who yelled that…Shika of course! There was an awkward silence, until Sasuke spoke.

"Okay let me rephrase what I said earlier… that stupid idiot." He pointed to Shika.

"Okay we need to move on now… go get your tents and head to the middle of the… WOODS OF DOOM!" yelled Kakashi, so that everyone could hear them.

"Okay that is really getting old!" muttered Roxy

In the woods of DOOM, while they are walking to the middle of it

"I am annoyed!" yelled Sasuke, clearly he was annoyed.

"Oh, but Sasuke-kun you get to spend 5 days with me!" Roxy said with enthusiasm.

"You're even more annoying then Sakura!"

"Yes! Some one finally more annoying then me!" yelled Sakura.

"Yes! I am annoying! Oh yeah!," Roxy said and started to do a victory dance.

Sasuke throws a dictionary at Roxy.

"Whoa! You can afford one of those! They're like 2 dollars! That's 4 of my paychecks!" Shika said in pure amazement.

"Where do you work?" asked Sasuke.

"Where you don't work! Actually I pick corn and apples and then bring it to Hitler's house and then he puts mustard and mayo and a hint of honey and washes it down with some gravy," she continued to ramble.

"T.M.I…" Naruto yelled disgusted.

"…and sometimes Hitler gets lonely at night so I have to bring him some chickens and a duck and sometimes a llama and some grape juice and he puts it in a pot and shoves some wheat in it and eats fried duck leg and drinks champagne in his grandma's shed." Shika continued to ramble on.

Sakura sat in silence with a question look on her face.

"And when he gets mad he-," Shika was rudely cut off by Sasuke.

"I DON'T CARE!" Sasuke yelled trying to ignore her.

Shika threw a duck at him

"EVERYONE GET THEIR TENTS AND LEAVE! MY SOAPS AND BIG BROTHER 7 (a/n the tv show big brother not a person)ARE GOING TO BE ON TV SOON AND IM GOING TO MISS THEM! GAH!" Kakashi yelled.

"We've already done that…so why are u yelling at us…and throwing chairs at us too?" Roxy asked questionably.

"MAN! IAM HERE FOR NO IMPORTANT REASON! AND I COULD HAVE SEEN WHO EMILY WAS CHEATING ON WITH! AND WHO SARAH'S DAUGHTER IS!" Kakashi yells.

"I SAW THAT EPISODE! I mean…go away!" Sasuke said, at first very excited and then he remembered he was around actual people.

"Sarah's daughter is Dilly Dally Shilly Shally…" Naruto said.

"U RUINED IT FOR ME!," Kakashi said as he ran home.

"Now since this strange ordeal has left our lives in a peaceful march of white horses and flags and children going "cuckoo!" we can now split up to get fire wood, set up tents, and find marshmallows!" said Sasuke being the responsible one and taking charge.

Roxy had hearts in her eyes and said, "That's my Sasuke-kun! Taking charge!"

Everyone split up and the groups are: Sasuke, Roxy, Shika, Chadisa, Kelly, Sakura, and Naruto are looking for marshmallows; Ino, Choji, Shikamaru, Rock lee, Ten Ten, Neji, and Hinata are looking for fire wood and Shino, Garra, Temari, Kankour were setting up the tents.

"NO! WHY DO WE GET THE HARD JOB? FIRE WOOD IS SUPER HARD TO FIND IN THE WOODS WITH LOTS OF YUMMY STICKS AND TREES!" yelled Ten Ten, clearly pissed off about the job that she had been assigned.

Neji said, "Tell me about it girl friend! Aaahhh! My nail polish is chipping off!" (a/n we are so kidding… sorry to all you Neji fan girls)

Rock Lee was twitching in a corner. How he found that corner… I have no clue.

"Let's go find the marshmallow tree!" Well apparently Shika is excited.

Meanwhile…

"Let's go find my momma's house! Dang I forgot where she lives! She got a new front door! Now I can't watch my soaps!" yelled Kakashi as he walked down a busy street to his momma's house.

Back to this interesting thing we peoples call a fan fic…

"Hmmmm…I wonder where it is!" Roxy wondered out loud.

"Dobes, there's no such thing as a marshmallow tree!" Sasuke said. (a/n SHUN! SHUN THE NONBELIVER SSSSHHHHUUUNNNN!!!)

"Yes there is and at the top there is Edward Elric because he likes marshmallows." Shika explained. (a/n EDO-KUN! Just so you know this Ed is from Fullmetal Alchemist and Shika is the Ed fan girl)

"Just like when there's a tomato tree, you're at the top!" Roxy attempted to explain.

EWWW! Tomatoes!" yelled Shika.

"I' m not at the top of a tomato tree!" retorted Sasuke.

Suddenly a tomato tree pops out of the ground, underneath Sasuke, so now he's at the top of the tree.

"See you are at the top of a tomato tree!" Shika yelled up to Sasuke.

"SHUT UP! I CANT HELP IT IF PIGS ATE MY FARM!" yelled Sasuke from the top of a very tall tree.

"But pigs are…pink!" yelled Shika.

Insert scary music here…and some pocky so I can eat it

Oooh! Big cliff hanger! Please review! We'll update as soon as possible…and it would help if a strange, demonic fruit took over our mind…XD XD! They were really good strawberries!

-Shika and Roxy