Okay, so I don't know if you're allowed to write a fanfic about your various GONE related experiences with your friends, but OH WELL. Based on what happened one day at lunch to the Cheez-its I was GOING TO EAT until my friend destroyed them. Anyway, I don't really care if you say this is horrible, because it is. It's basically me eating. With many exclamations. :)
Okay, so I guess you can read it now, if you think you can take it…
The class walked into the lunchroom, students chatting away and taking their usual seats at the long cafeteria tables. Firegirl56 sat down and pulled out her PB&J sandwich and started eating like a starved boarding school student arriving at a luxurious island. As she had yet another vivid daydream of the love of her life, Caine Soren, her friend B Symphony came over and sat down across from her. "OMG I UPDATED MY FANFIC DID YOU READ IT YET?" B Symphony yelled, and firegirl56 made fervent hand gestures to be quiet.
"People aren't supposed to know we write fanfictions," she reminded her, and B Symphony nodded in apology and began eating. "And I did read it. It was okay, but I didn't like your portrayal of Katniss and her family." B Symphony glared across the table at firegirl56 but then returned to her vivid daydream of the love of her life, Edilio Escobar.
Firegirl56 got wrapped up in another conversation with her A Very Potter Musical obsessed friends and was soon belting out "AND JANE AUSTEN NOVELLLLLSSSSS!" like Professor Quirrel. Soon after her spontaneous performance, she was hungry, but she had already eaten her lunch. She turned to her Relient K and Star Wars obsessed friend who was humming Deathbed and dreaming of the love of her life, Anakin Skywalker.
"HEY!" firegirl56 yelled, catching her friend's attention. "CAN I HAVE SOME CHEEZ-ITS?" Her friend looked at her and shrugged, handing her a Ziploc bag of them and then returning to her vivid daydream.
Firegirl56 accidentally spilled some on the table and was about to eat them when B Symphony woke up from her Edilio dreams and smacked her hand against the table, screaming "WUCHA!"
"WHAT THE HELL?" firegirl56 screamed in anger, looking from the smashed Cheez-Its on the table to B Symphony's hysterically laughing face.
"WUCHA! WUCHA! WUCHA!" B Symphony screamed again and again, arms flailing around her in a sick interpretation of Drake's totally awesome whip arm. Firegirl56 was considering leaping for her throat when the bell rang, signaling the end of lunch. She stood up instead and stalked off to find her other GONE obsessed friends.
The worst part was: she was still hungry.