I don't hate Miranda. Really, I don't! She's actually one of my three favorite characters!
However... it is soooo easy to make her cry, or to make her say "I'm Sorry!" all the time, or for her to trip and fall everywhere. And I was thinking about that and voila! This story came along.
So, how many times can we make Miranda cry? Review your way to make her cry and I'll put it in as a chapter! And, here's a short starter one...!
(PS: This is fanfiction. I shouldn't need a disclaimer.)
Miranda was walking down the halls of the Black Order, humming to herself. Today seemed to be a pretty good day, all in all. She hadn't fallen on anybody, spilled anything, tripped, bumped into anyone, or called herself a failure yet today, so of course, it was a good day.
However, having thought that, she knew of course she was jinxed. Her feet suddenly slipped out from under her and she fell with a very large CRASH! onto the floor.
Oh, she was fine, but her pride was more than a bit bruised. She bit her lip, feeling tears start to spring to her eyes.
But that wasn't all...
Along came Kanda, Mugen in hand and disgusted frown on his face. Seems HE wasn't in that great of a mood anyway; the Moyashi had apparently eaten all of the soba and left none for the samurai. So he was storming along with Mugen unsheathed and he was ready to MURDER.
Meanwhile, Miranda was on the ground, attempting (and failing miserably) to get up. She would try get into an upright position and then her legs would slip and then she would be back on the ground, limbs splayed everywhere. Tears were in her eyes, threatening to fall down her cheeks in a fit of self-depreciation.
Kanda stormed forward so quickly that he didn't even see Miranda there on the floor. She looked up right in time to see that giant Mugen headed straight for her, and she collapsed again, only this time on purpose. Kanda, who didn't even see her, ended up falling over the poor girl, and they both ended up in a tangled heap on the floor. Miranda freed herself soon, and looked up into the glaring, stone-cold eyes of the fierce exorcist.
That was enough to send her over the edge.
"I'msosorryI'msosorry! I didn't mean to trip you! Are you okay? I-I-I-I..."
Kanda didn't even have to say a word, though more than a few had sprung into his mind. Lucky for Miranda, he had self-control. However, he gave her a look that could kill a crowd of thousands.
"WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
And that's it! Just come up with a way to make Miranda cry/say "I'm sorry/trip/be a klutz some other way, and put it in a review!
Have fun, and please be aware that I really don't hate Miranda!