Wahahah! It's-a me, Wario! CEO of WarioWare Inc!
Now, now. Hold your applause. I'll be signing autographs later. For a price of course!
Now, you might be thinking
"Oh brave and magnificent Wario, why have you graced us with this story?" And if you are, I'll tell you. Or, rather, get one of my employees to do it!
Hi, boss! You called?
9-Volt, tell these paying readers why I'm writing this, besides money.
Glad to.
One day, after school, I was reading on the internet at WarioWare HQ. I had finished my monthly quota of microgames, but Wario still yelled at me. Does he care for anything but his money?
Hey! I'm right here! And, for your information, readers, I also care for adventure, garlic, and beating the smirk off Mario's face.
Anyway, after I explained that I had already finished my game quota, Wario took an interest in what I was reading. I explained the basis of Fanfiction, and he went and got himself an account.
And now he's trying to get even more money out of it. As long as we're paid though, we're fine with it. (Don't worry, Dr Crygor wired up a system connected to Wario's bank accounted, so we are getting paid evenly.)
Yeah, yeah. What he said. Now shoo.
So… what kind of story should I make? Hmm…
3 hours later
Eeny meeny mineyyyyyyyyyy mo!
Okay then, I'm gonna make one-shots (whatever they are). You can request em, you can detest em, whatever get's me more money! Wahahahah!
Oh, and I guess you can ask us people at WarioWare Inc things too. I won't mind!
Wahahah!
-Wario
9-Volt here. Wario's too lazy to do the afternotes, but we're going to take turns to do so.
Surprisingly, Wario is kind of right this time. You can request One-shots or ask questions. No romance stories though. Sorry, but they make Wario barf. And Wario's barf is not something I would like to clean off the desk again. Yeeuch.
This is 9-Volt, and the end happens.