Disclaimer: I do not own, Gundam Wing, or the pilots. *snif* I also don't own my friends...and I'm glad of that. Jackie: Was that a putdown? or a compliment? Tiffany: I think it was a putdown...Jackie: ggggrrrrr..Kari: er...hee hee...I do however own....um...let me think...Kool-aid! Er well...I don't own Kool-aid...but I own some Kool-aid. And...I own my underwear..if anyone cares. Jackie: I really would hope you own that...Kari: :P On to the ficcy! Yeah! Hmm...I also don't own much of anything in this fic...so don't sue me, okay? I said I didn't own it!! FICCY TIME!


It was a dark night, and Kari's parents weren't home. Hee hee....
Okay, Okay, so that's not what this is about! Who cares?!

Jackie: I care...

Kari: Oh YEAH?!

Jackie: YEAH!

Tiffany: Come on you guys...

Kari/Jackie: WHAT?!

Tiffany: er...hee hee...

Kari: Anyways, I was about to start a fic, before I was rudely interrupted!

Jackie: Hee hee...

Kari: hm.

Tiffany: Why must I be in this fic?

Kari: 'CAUSE I SAY SO!

Tiffany: *cowers in corner* yes sir!

Kari: *death glare* hm.

Jackie: Okay, we know you said you were going to start to act like Heero, but this is rediculous!

Kari: hm

Tiffany: I thought you were gonna write a fic....

Kari: I WAS!!

Tiffany: Okay..

Kari: Hmmm....now, I must zap the Gundam Pilots here...

Jackie: How do you do that?

Kari: I don't know!! But it's something all authors must master..so..

Tiffany: I don't know how to do it either..

Kari: SHHHSSS!!!! I'm consentraiting!

Jackie/Tiffany: Um....

5 Gundam pilots: *appear*

Kari: YEAH!

Duo: What the Hell?!

Kari: SHUSH! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE G rated!!

Duo: Really?

Jackie: There goes the rating...

Kari: ggggrrrr...

Duo: Why the hell would you want to rate it that?!

Kari: hm

Heero: hm

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!

All: @_@

Kari: Um..Wufy...what does that have to do with anything?

Wufei: IT'S WU-FEI WEAK WOMAN! And how DARE you zap us here?!

Quatre: Where exactly...is here?

Kari: My HOUSE! Er well...my parents...but still...

Trowa:....................why are we here?..........

Kari: 'cause I want you to be in my ficcy!!

Jackie: Do they know what a fic is?

Tiffany: Yeah...I've read things before...and they are usually
clueless...

Duo: What's a fic?

Kari: er....do you really want to know?

Heero: No, he dosen't.

Duo: YES I DO!

Trowa:.....................................

Kari: A fic is where a mad maniac author takes you and puts you in a story and they can have you do what ever they want!!!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *cough* I'm okay now...

Tiffany: You know...mad laughter is actually hard....

Kari: Nah, you just don't have enough practice!

Jackie: of course Kari would be good at it...

Kari: hm.

Heero: hm.

Jackie: So..Kari...why exactly did you zap them here?

Kari: hmm...good question...'cause I was bored...but now that they are here, I guess we better come up with something to do..

Jackie: *cough cough* Kari...I just had a bad thought..

Kari: That's all you ever have! SHUSH! BAD JACKIE!

Jackie: er..hee hee....

Quatre: Um...

Trowa:.........................................

Heero: hm

Duo: WHAT THE HELL ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!

Kari: *cowers in corner* Er...um...hee hee...don't hurt me...

Duo: Hmmmm....

Kari: Um...well, *stands up* What do you guys want to do?

Trowa:.......................

Heero:hm.

Quatre: er........

Wufei:HMPH!

Duo:....................................

Jackie: Lively group....

Tiffany: Very......

Duo: I'VE GOT A IDEA!!!

Heero: great.....

Kari: OKAY! What?

Duo: I say we should all watch something, and get some beer...lets play a drinking game!!

Kari: My parent's would kill me......

Duo: Ah...come on!

Tiffany: How about we use coffee?

Kari: *cough*

Jackie: eeeeeewwwwwww......

Tiffany: Just a thought.

Heero: hm

Wufei: WEAKLINGS!!!

Quatre: I agree with Kari and the girls...we need to use a non-alchohalic beverage.

Duo: Ah, come on...

Trowa: ...............

Kari: Um...I'll go see what we've got....

Duo: This isn't gonna be fun...

Jackie: SURE IT IS!!

Quatre: How is that?

Jackie: YOU'RE HERE!!!

Quatre: Um.....

Kari: *comes back* We've got...kool-aid......

Tiffany: hmm...

Duo: eeeewwww....that stuff is nasty!

Kari: I know.......

Heero: hm, isn't that the point?

Kari: Hmm....sorta...not really....but with out an alcholic beverage, yeah, I guess so....

Jackie: Kool-aid it is!

Kari: I'll go make it....

Heero: hm.

Quatre: So, what are we going to watch?

Jackie: GUNDAM WING!

Tiffany: Fushigi Yuugi!

Duo: eeeeeeeewwwwww.....

Tiffany: What?!

Kari: *comes back* OKAY!!

Quatre: I think we shouldn't watch Gundam Wing it's to violent...

All: @_@

Quatre: It is...

Jackie: That's okay Quatre....GUNDAM WING IT IS!

Kari: OKAY!

Heero: hm.

Jackie: By the way Kari, what happend to the acting like Heero thing?

Kari: hm.

Duo: This is really no fun...

Trowa:.............why are we here again?............

Quatre: Because she zapped us here to be in her...ah...was it called a fic?

Kari: Yes, this is a fic....

Quatre: What exactly is the purpose of this?

Kari: I was bored...

Quatre: Are people actually going to read this?

Kari: OH YEAH!!

Quatre: gulp...

Kari: hee hee...and they will all be nice and give me nice

reviews...right?!

Quatre: And you say you are in control of what I do?

Kari: hee hee...

Quatre: Um....please be kind...

Jackie: REWIND!!!

Duo: um...

Heero: Hm..

Kari: *sweatdrop* Jackie...

Jackie: WHAT?!

Kari: *sigh* never mind....

Trowa: What was the point of this again?

Kari: I told you!! I was bored! And I still am, because you guys aren't much fun!

Duo: We excuse me! You're the one that wont let us have alchohol!

Kari: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE G RATED!

Duo: So what? Just rate it something else.

Kari: I don't want to...

Duo: DAMN!! HELL! KILL!! CRAP!! SHIT!! FU...

Kari: SHUSH!!!

Duo: *smiles* There, now you have to change the rating...

Kari: ggggggrrrrrrrrrr....

Jackie: He does have a point.....

Heero: Omae o kuroso. *holds gun to Kari's head*

Kari: *gulp* Um...hee....hee??

Jackie: I thought this was the English version?

Kari: It was....

Heero: *pushes gun against her head harder*

Kari: Er...but...Heero is aloweed to say and do as he wishes...

Heero: hm. *takes gun away and puts it back in...where ever he keeps that thing....*

Kari: grrrr..*to audiance* and I thought I was in charge....

Heero: hm....

Kari: hee hee....

Trowa: Can we leave?

Kari: NO! It's just getting fun!

Tiffany: Having a gun to your head is real fun, Kari....

Kari: gggggrrrrrr.....

Jackie: *goes and pushes play on the VCR*

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!

All: @_@

Wufei: What?! This is so unjust!! I should be at home right now!

Kari: Well, you can't leave...untill I say so.

Heero: Is that so....

Kari: Um...hee hee....

Duo: I KNOW!

Kari: What?

Duo: We can stay and watch all of Gundam Wing!

Kari: Do you really want to do that?

Duo: Um..not really, but do I have a choice? You're the only writing what I say...

Kari: Hmm...good point...

Jackie: You really don't think we should...me and Kari have done that before..in like 24 hours...straight, all of Gundam Wing...we'll never be normal again.

Tiffany: And like you guys ever where.

Kari: AT LEAST I DIDN'T GO FUSHIGI YUUGI!

Tiffany: I...*opens mouth...but closes it...'cause the author wants her to. :P*

Tiffany: Hey! I didn't want to close my mouth!

Kari: SHUSH!

Duo: Yes! Lets watch all of Gundam Wing! Come on! It will be fun!

Heero: Hm.

Trowa: ....................................

Quatre: I said, it's to violent....

Heero: *holds gun to Quatre's head* .....you don't want to watch me on the big screen TV?.......

Quatre: *gulp* why do these things always happen to me? No, not at all, that's not it, Heero....sama....

Heero: hm.

Quatre: You're right Heero, Gundam Wing isn't to violent...we can
handle it...um...yes...could you please put that gun away?

Heero: Hm. *puts gun...ah...you know.*

Trowa: .....can I go home?.....

Kari: NO!

Tiffany: Yeah, 'cause I don't want you to go....

Trowa: *raises eyebrow*.................

Tiffany: Kari! WHY DID YOU HAVE ME SAY THAT??!!!!

Kari: hee hee...*smiles*

Heero: hm.

Duo: Um...guys.....can we just start to watch Gundam Wing? 'cause I really don't think she'll let us go untill we finish watching all 49 episodes...

Kari: And Endless Waltz!!

Tiffany: OVA's or movie?

Jackie: BOTH!!!

Kari: But that might put it over 24 hours...

Jackie: SO?!

Kari: YEAH!!!

Heero: hm....

Trowa:..................

Quatre: Help...please help me live through this all great Allah.

Duo: ........oh brother......

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!!

All: @_@

Heero: Now what?

Wufei: I don't know....

All: *look at Kari*

Kari: Er..hee hee..he hadn't said anything for a while...so...

Wufei: INJUSTICE!!!

Duo: What now?

Kari: er...hee hee....*and now all Wufei fans get mad at me and want to hurt me...please...don't....*

Duo: Why must you keep writing useless things into this er...fic? Why can't we just leave?

Kari: *snif* I'm sad...you all want to leave...*cryes* Fine...go!

Quatre: We're sorry Miss Kari, we'll stay.

Heero: hm.

Trowa:................

Wufei: No way am I staying with this weak onna.

Duo: I'm outta here!

Quatre: *best heero yuy glare o death he can give* Stay...

Duo: er...hee hee, yeah! Why would I want to leave? Silly me.

Kari: Really?! You guys will stay?!

Quatre: Of course.

Jackie: Um, yeah, this is fun and all, but can't we just watch Gundam Wing?

Heero: hm, yes, let's all watch me on the big TV.

All: O.o

Kari: Well, considering...this chapter says that we don't begin to watch Gundam Wing in it..I guess this better end chapter one..

Duo: It dosen't say that.....

Kari: Well, what do think I'm gonna name the next chapter?!!?

Duo: Chapter 2?

Wufei: You MEAN WE ARE GONNA BE HERE FOR ANOTHER CHAPTER?!!

Kari: er...hee hee...You're gonna be here as long as I want...and as long as I get reviews that are good for this....

Jackie: You gonna put any new people in it?

Kari: Hmmmm...don't know....*waves to audiance* ANYONE WANNA GLOMP THE G-BOYS?!

Quatre: That dosen't sound good....

Jackie: SUSH! don't invite them here!

Kari: Aww...come on..the more the merrier...I just hope I have enough Kool-aid, and that my parents don't get home....

Jackie: So, I take it you're inviting inserties?

Kari: SURE! WHY NOT?!!

Tiffany: I doubt anyone would want to be in this....

Kari: *snif* That can't be true...can it you guys? There must be someone out there that wants to come and join us and the G-boys!? Right?!

Jackie: Oh boy, just give up Kari...

Kari: NEVER!!!!! *runs off to somewhere*

Lights: *go out*

Duo: WHOA! What happend? Man, if only some cute fan-girl would show up...while it's all dark...

Jackie: I don't think that's gonna happen...Kari would be that fan-girl...

Duo: REally?! Hmmm..where did she go?

Heero: I really hope no one showes up.

Doorbell: *ring*

All: Oh great......

LA LA LA!!! Could you tell I was bored?! YIPE! Tiffany's the one that told me I should have a drinking game...sorta reminds me of The chamPAIN game...that's a really really really really good fic!!! GO READ IT NOW!!! If you already have, then...just...review mine!! Please!! YEAH! I know someone out there will be nice...if I get enough reviews...I might put more up! Be nice...and ask to be in it...and glomp a g-boy...and I'll put ya in!! Though I'll need a e-mail! LA LA! *runs off, well, skips off rather*
~Kari


Jackie: BTW, Kari...how many are..."enough" reviews?

Kari: Um...hm...let me think....

Jackie: I bet it will have the number 2 in it.....

Kari: hee hee...DUO!!

Jackie: Oh boy..

Kari: Um..let me close my eyes and just type some numbers...

Jackie: No more than 2 please...

Kari: hee hee...OKAY! 62......hmm.....that's really asking a lot...but sure, if I get 62 reviews...I'll finish it! I'll write some more...You all do want to know how the pilots act when they watch Gundam Wing, right?!

Jackie: Just give up...

Kari: NEVER!!! *runs...to...er...wherever it is she keeps running to*