Authors Note: This was inspired by a morrowind obsession list on Deviant Art. Some of these things may be from it.

Disclaimer: Sadly i do not i own morrowind or oblivion.

1. You start saying things like "By Azura" or "By The Nines"
2. You think the middle aged browned haired hippie in front of you at McDonald's is Martin Septim
3. You forget how to work electronics
4. You enter an old mans house (Age 50-60) and tell him that Sellus Gravius sent you
5. When you walk through a forest you expect an Altmer to fall from the sky with weird scrolls on him
6. Every time you hear a bird, you think its a clift racer and hide.
7. You start calling dollars septims or drakes
8. You think the guy dressed in black and with a dagger is Lucien LaChance
9. When your mom says what you want for dinner you reply crab meat and Flin
10. When some one asks if they can borrow sugar, you accuse them of being a drug user
11. You expect to find an axe in a tree stump
12. You expect to see dead suicidal trolls under bridges
13. You make a potion out of stuff you find
14. You give it to your best friend and they end up pucking and having to be rushed to the hospital where their stomach is pumped.
15. Your parents think your crazy because you keep trying to summon shit.
16. When you and your parents visit an island you expect to find the door to The Shivering Isles
17. When your geography teacher asks you to draw a map of the world, you draw a map of tamriel instead
18. You start wondering if you should attack people so you can get their loot (Killing Is Bad)
19. You think the uh nice people with not enough cloths on the street corner is a slave in need of rescuing
20. You get beaten up by the nice person
21. You try to sell your stuff at a grocery store and get arrested for soliciting
22. You call the bus the stilt strider
23. When you take a cab and some one asks where to you reply Balamora
24. You Ask your parents for a sword
25. You bring a fake sword to school
26. You get suspended for a week
27. You start entering peoples house to loot stuff, and ether manage to escape, get arrested, or get beaten up
28. Your parents think the devil has taken over your body because you keep trying to summon Molag Bal
29. You start calling cat nip moon sugar (Because of what it does to cats)
30. You give it to your friend
31. They spaz out and brake a chair
32. They yell at you for giving them cat nip then run home
33. When you steal shit you expect some one to come and give you a note asking you to join the Thieves Guild
34. When you get arrested, and thrown in jail you expect Uriel Septim to come through your cell with his blades
35. You ask people at bars if they have any jobs for you, unaware that they are not looking for slaves.
36. You have a weird dream
37. You go around saying your the nerevarine
38. You start trying to loot local thug hide aways
39. You think that because of your weirdo dream Dagoth Ur has return
40. You lock your self in the bathroom and shave your head
41. When you get into a fight you say N'wah, or Die Fetcher some shit like that
42. Your girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you because of your weird attitude
43. Your parents send you to a therapist
44. You try to barter with crabs
45. You try and bribe police officers

46. You buy new cloths and dress in front of every one at the store

47. You go outside dressed in your under garments

48. You steal you moms ruby pendant claiming it's the Amulet Of Kings

49. You see a bottle of 5 hour energy without the red plastic cover and think it's skooma

50. You get rushed to the hospital after drinking seven of them and passing out

XD Thanks for reading, Please review to add more to the list XD, My goal is 200 XD

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