Outside the mansion; Bill was running in a hamster wheel.
"Sheesh, now I know how a hamster feels." said Bill.
Ben was looking at a stop watch.
"Just 15 more minutes to go." said Ben.
"I am not comfortable with this." said Bill, "I find this to be very embarrassing."
Kai who came in wearing a Red shirt under a Blue Denim Jacket, Blue Pants and Brown Boots came in and Janna's Cousin Mina came in.
"How long has he been going?" said Mina.
Ben looked at his stop watch.
"2 hours and 45 minutes." said Ben.
"Hey, how about a break? My legs are cramping very badly, plus why're you trying to get me to break Sonic's record of 2 hours and 59 minutes in a hamster wheel?" said Bill.
Ben sighed.
"To prove that anyone can break a super fast hedgehog's record." said Ben.
"He'll just end up breaking the three hour record you're having me go for." said Bill.
He started walking slowly before falling belly first in the hamster wheel while panting from exhaustion.
"Whew, never thought I'd last this long." said Bill.
"This coming from someone who spends most of his days working at a farm." said Kai.
"I need to make money somehow." said Bill.
"He has a point." said Ben and looked at Mina. "So you live on your own?"
Mina is shocked by that question.
"What makes you think that?" asked Mina.
"I don't know, it just popped into my head." said Ben.
BIll pulled out a blaster and shot off some of Ben's head.
"Now that's just weird, but not as weird as your planets gun control laws." said Bill.
Cutaway Gag
Steeljaw, Starscream, Thunderhoof, Underbite, Fracture, and Clampdown were walking out of a gun shop with a blaster very similar to a Star Trek blaster.
"Well that sucks, we had to sign a gun application just to get this thing." said Fracture.
"Never mind that, just get the trigger lock off." said Steeljaw.
Thunderhoof grabbed the trigger lock.
"I'm trying, but it's to small to remove." said Thunderhoof.
"That's what she said." said Clampdown.
Underbite saw Optimus Prime who for some reason was carrying a huge bag of groceries.
"It's Optimus Prime." said Underbite.
"And carrying Groceries?" asked the Crab.
"Hurry, it's a clear shot." said Starscream.
Thunderhoof managed to remove the trigger lock.
"Got it." said Thunderhoof.
He then aimed the blaster at Optimus, but saw Prowl in vehicle form before he went robot.
The Decepticon's became shocked.
"Oh uh...hello Commissioner." said Thunderhoof.
"What you got there? Looks kind of like a gun." said Prowl.
"Oh this, it's nothing really, we just purchased this a few minutes ago." said Steeljaw.
"Yeah, it's not loaded or anything." said Clampdown.
Prowl inspected the blaster.
"Interesting. You got a permit for that?" said Prowl.
"Well, technically we do, we just signed the application, but we don't have the actual permit with us." said Fracture.
"No permit huh?" said Prowl.
"That's right." said Underbite as he ate a Can of peas.
"First off, you don't have a real permit, you're aiming a loaded weapon in public." said Prowl.
Thunderhoof hid the blaster behind his back.
"And now that you're hiding it behind your back, it's a concealed weapon, I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you downtown." said Prowl.
Later; the Decepcitons were in very strong and inescapable stasis cuffs and were dragged away by Prowl.
"Let's go, I know of some bots who would love to get better acquainted with your rear exhaust ports." said Prowl.
Later; the Decepticons were in a prison cell with electric bars around the area.
"This sucks." said Underbite.
Fracture pulled out a blaster similar to Chewbacca's crossbow blaster.
"I still have this bad boy from weeks ago." said Fracture.
Prowl however saw it and became shocked.
"He's got another gun. Officer Justice, Tri Samurai, Ironhide, let's get him." said Prowl.
Justice, Samurai, and Ironhide appeared and ran to the cell.
"Halt in the name of the law." said Justice.
"I was in the middle of meditating." said Tri Samurai.
"Hey, what's going on over there?" said Ironhide.
Fracture became shocked.
"Aw crap." said Fracture.
End Cutaway Gag
Ben became confused.
"Wait, why were the Decepticon's acting like law abiding citizens?" said Ben.
"No idea." said Kai.
Bill noticed a newspaper and picked it up before reading it.
"Golly, there's going to be a drive in theater screening of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds tonight." said Bill.
Ben became confused.
"People still have drive in theaters?" said Ben.
"I know right?" asked Danny who he and Sam came in, "That is weird."
"Not as weird as the fact that Sonic's got a cousin that looks exactly like him, except for eye color?" said Sam.
Bill chuckled.
"We're not exactly alike, I do invent stuff." said Bill.
He pulled out a cannon similar to G1 Galvatron's particle accelerator cannon.
Mina is shocked.
"Whoa." said Mina.
"My latest invention, the particle accelerator cannon, this thing can over charge any kind of machine before it com-busts to nothing." said Bill, "Observe."
He aimed the cannon at Slimovitz's car and shot a purple beam at it before the car exploded, leaving nothing of it.
Ben became shocked, so shocked that he wet his pants.
Everyone looked at his pants.
Mina pulled out her smart phone and took a picture of his soiled pants.
Ben looked at his pants and turned around.
"Nobody look until I change my drawers." said Ben.
Kai blushed.
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY CAR?! IT'S GONE!" Slimovitz yelled from a distance.
Everyone shook their heads.
Bill looked at the newspaper once more.
"Still, a drive thru theater for an Alfred Hitchcock film. All we need now is a vehicle that looks like it came from the fifties or sixties, and I'm stuck with a tractor I've been meaning to fix for months now." said Bill.
Ben smiled.
"No worry I have a car and me and Kai can take you." said Ben.
Bill chuckled.
"I'll bet." said Bill.
"I've seen it." said Kai.
Ben managed to put on a pair of blue jeans and turned around.
"Okay, now where is this theater?" said Ben.
Before anyone could answer; Optimus appeared with a bag full of groceries and dropped them on the ground.
Everyone noticed it and looked at the semi pick up truck robot.
"Why were you carrying a grocery bag full of groceries?" said Danny.
"Even I think that's weird." said Mina. "And I found Bunicula at my new home."
Bunnicula was in Mina's home grinding a battle ax before tossing it at a picture of Bill.
The rabbit chuckled evilly.
At Mesogog's base; Batja, Goldar, and Rito were watching everything that was happening at the mansion.
"Did you see that?" said Batja.
"Yeah, why is an Autobot carrying tons of groceries?" said Goldar.
Batja groaned.
"Not that you idiot, the particle accelerator cannon." said Batja.
He then looked at the Autobot.
"Though now that I see what you mean that is shocking." Batja said to his creator.
Everyone nodded.
"That cannon seems very powerful." said Rito.
"Yes, it is. We must get it for Lord Mesogog, with it, we'll be able to restore Earth to it's prehistoric roots." said Batja, "Each of you, create your own monsters."
"Yes Batja." said Goldar.
The two walked off.
Batja continued to look at Optimus on the monitor.
"I still can't wrap my mind on why Optimus Prime was carrying groceries." said Batja.