"No."
"What?"
"I'm not going to your family reunion."
"Why, Jack? You're part of the family now! Plus there isn't much of my family left, just Liz and- oh"
"Yes oh. I already told you i'm not speaking to her and all that'll be there is Liz, William, and Will the Third. The people I cannot stand. Well to be fair, Will the Third is yet to get on my nerves, but trust me Nessa, its coming!"
"Look Jack, Elizabeth is my sister. You're going to have to see her eventually."
"Do I have to?"
"Yes you have to."
So Vanessa halfway dragged Jack to the area that they were going to meet Elizabeth, Will, & Will Jr.
"What is HE doing here?" Elizabeth sneered.
"Well Lizzie, I have a right to be here! I'm Vanessa's husband, after all, so i'm part of the family!"
"Fine."
Everybody ate pie, soup, and water/rum. When it came time for everyone to part ways, Elizabeth & Jack stepped on each other's feet.
"Jack, i'm proud of you!"
"For what, V?"
"Being a sweetie the entire time. I know Elizabeth was being rather annoying."
"Uh yeah, you just, uh, have to be better than 'em."