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i don't know where this came from. Please read and review.
ROY MUSTANG AND RIZA HAWKEYE'S TEXTS
Roy:hi
Riza:stop texting me.
Roy: haha nope.
Riza:tomorrow at work I am going to smack you so hard.
Roy:dinner?tomorrow?
Riza:no.
Roy: is someone grumpy-wumpy?
Riza: I'm going to block you.
Roy:but this is true wuv!
*RIZA HAWKEYE HAS BLOCKED ALL INCOMING TEXTS*
wummineyezer
TO rizahawkeye
Hi babe. Howsitgoing? Heh heh. See you tomorrow!
rizahawkeye
TO wummineyezer
Roy? Is that you? Why did I give you my email?
wummineyezer
TO rizahawkeye
Work related purposes. True wuv is work related, isn't it?
rizahawkeye
TO wummineyezer
Hardly.
*RIZAHAWKEYE HAS BLOCKED YOU
CHATROOM
totallynotroy:hi
*RIZA HAWKEYE HAS LOGGED OFF*
WORK THE NEXT DAY
Roy:hi
Riza: SMACK