The Secret Life Of The Cabbage Merchant (One Shot)
You all know me. I'm the Cabbage Merchant. Yep. That's all. Nothing special. Or so you thought. You see, I have a life outside of selling cabbages. How would you like to get some top secret information on this secret part of my life? No problem. I write about my life every day in my diary. I MEAN JOURNAL! Heh heh. Well anyway, here's my journal entry from yesterday:
February 8, 2012
Today was just another normal day. I sold cabbages for a few hours but it didn't seem like anyone wanted to buy them. So as usual, when no one was looking, I pressed the button on my cabbage cart and fell through the trap door to the secret head-quarters of S.A.N.D which stands for Secret Agent Nice Dudes. I've always felt so lucky to be the leader of such an awesome secret agency who helps people every day. I walked down the halls and said hi to some of my best agents. Everyone was always in a great mood. Just then we heard the alarm go off. We were under attack! I started yelling orders to the agents. I looked around for the intruders. That's when I saw them. Potatoes. Evil potatoes. One look at them and you'd realize why we were so scared. They had red, beady little eyes and horrible fangs. Worst of all, they had the power to shoot green lasers from their eyes! They were the most dangerous, evil vegetables you could ever imagine. My agents were scared out of their minds so it was up to me. I wasn't sure what to do- usually I tell other people what to do and make sure everything goes smoothly. I looked around, panicking. Just then I noticed a big red button on the wall. It said EMERGENCY BUTTON on a sign hanging above it. I ran over to it, dodging the lasers from the potatoes and pressed it. A boulder fell from the ceiling and squished the potatoes! Everyone celebrated and our chef cooked the potatoes for us to have for dinner.
Well, there it is. Just one of the days in my secret life.
~Blue