(On Tumblr, I roleplay as a genderbend Touko named Touku, and all of a sudden two days ago I started singing Aladdin songs in my head because it is my all time favorite movie. And then this was created. THAT'S RIGHT, I THOUGHT THIS UP ALL ON MY OWN SO DON'T SAY YOU GUYS DID BECAUSE NO ONE HAS NO LIFE AS MUCH AS I DO *shot* Don't mind me I'm crazy today. Enjoy my art and creativity~!
Disclaimer: Don't own the original song this is based on, but my parody version is all mine~ xD)
Prince Touku
Make wayyyyy for Prince Toukuuuu
Say heyyyy, there's Prince Toukuuu
Hey YOU, clear the room to Lacrene Café
Hey YOU!
Let him through
He's well on his way
Oh come,
Be the first in the city to see him flyyyy
Make way
Here he comes!
Ring Chimecho's
Bang Cobalion
Oh, you're gonna love this guy!
Prince Touku, the awesomest
He
Even beat Rayquaza~
Hey, don't be perplexed,
You're not in a fix
Just give him a squee~ (If ya can!)
Now try your best not to fall
From all that greatness in one palm
Then come meet him and his spectacular Teeaaaaammm!
Prince Touku
Manly is he
Born in Unovaaa~
Strong as ten regular Hitmonchan,
LOVELY to see~
"He's fought in the Team Plasma war!"
"A hundred blonde grunts with Bouldors!"
"Who's best friend's with the ex team's lord?"
It's Prince Toukuuuu~
He's got 145 in his Pokedex~
In shinnies
He's got twenty three~
When it comes to bug types in the forests~
What do you think?
Does he shriek?
NO, HE STRAIGHT OUT SCREAAAAMSSS~!
Prince Touku, manly is he, born in Unova~
His battle technique,
How can I compete?
I can't see his teaaaammm (they're too fast!)
Well, go look out in the street
Come, bow at his feet as he goes to eat
Go ahead, salute and repeat: "Hail Prince Toukuuu!"
He's got four or five shiny mankeys~
(He's got the mankeys, let's see the mankeys)
And he'd release them just to watch them run with glee
His pokemon are friends and family~
And they love him and his stupid grin completelyyyy!
Prince Touku
Manly is he
Born in Unova
He heard your café was a nice place to stay, so he came to seeee
And that, my friend, is why
He came to see with his own eyes
With his great Samurott, his Braviary to carry him to the front door
With his psychic Reuniclus,
And Carracosta for good sport
With his Simisear a'grinning
From ear to ear of course
And the rest of his team
And
Him in the lead
And
Now he's READY FOR FOOOOOD
Now goooo
Make wayyyy
For Prince Toukuuuuuuu
(I'm a genius in terms of being insane. Thank you and good day, my beloved readers! *bow*)