Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Naruto, sadly. This is just fanfiction for two of the most awesome stories and mangas ever made.

Hokage was not crazy...or at least he thought he wasn't. He had to remind himself though when an owl soared through his window early this morning. It dropped a sealed parchment scroll on his desk and landed on the chair across the room. Sandaime stared uncertainly at the foreign bird until it ruffled its feathers and hooted, making the Third Hokage chuckle. He returned his interest back to the scroll, carefully opening the seal with chakra from his fingers.

Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato,

Sarutobi-san, I am afraid we are in dire need of your assistance again. Harry Potter, the boy who ended the wizarding war, has been targeted by the Dark Lord for the past two years. I fear that he will be targeted yet again by a convict that escaped from our highest security prison. Unfortunately, we cannot watch him all the time; therefore I am requesting a skilled shinobi bodyguard for him. Harry is thirteen years old and finds himself in constant trouble. This certain shinobi must be excellent at staying hidden or blending in and we are willing to pay for an S-ranked mission for such a shinobi. I will be sending a representative, Minerva McGonagall, at 3:00pm from my school to obtain your answer.

Sincerely,

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

The Sandaime looked at his clock to find that it was 2:58pm. Dumbledore was requesting one of his best shinobi and wasn't giving any time to think of a good excuse not to send one. The Third Hokage chuckled again, that Dumbledore was too clever for his own good. Sandiame leaned back into his chair and ran through the list of shinobi in his mind.

The Third Hokage's thoughts were interrupted when a small "pop" echoed through the room, making him jump in surprise. A tall, strict-looking woman stood in the center of Sandiame's office. She would have looked very intimidating if she wasn't wearing long dark robes with an insanely pointed hat.

"Are you Minerva McGonagall?" The Third Hokage questioned in his best English.

"Yes, I am. I presume you are the Sandaime Hokage of Konohagakure no Sato?"

The Third Hokage responded, "Yes I am. My answer is yes, anything for Albus. I will send one of my best shinobi to guard the young boy. He is only a year older than Harry Potter and is very good, if I may say so myself. Unfortunately, he is still on a mission and won't be back until-"

An ANBU Black Ops burst through the door panting. McGonagall gasped at the Bear masked ANBU. His uniform was torn and bloody in many places and in others it looked burnt.

"Hokage-sama, we have returned from our mission. It was a success with no fatalities. Wolf is in the hospital with chakra depletion again and Lynx is also in the hospital with minor burns. If you would excuse me I would also like to be checked out too, sir." The bear handed the Third Hokage the mission file and started out the door.

"Wait, Bear." The Sandaime called as he stood up. "Please take my guest and me to Wolf's room."

"Hai Hokage-sama, follow me."

Kakashi glared at the white ceiling overhead. One day he would paint all of the ceilings in the hospital different colors like red, blue, or even lime green. Then when people woke up in the hospital, they would notice the funny ceiling and laugh.

Kakashi tried to sit up and grunted in defeat. If only he had the same amount of chakra all the other ANBUS had, then he wouldn't be laying here pitifully trying to raise his head. Kakashi sighed and in one giant push he heaved himself into a sitting position. He turned his head to stare out the window. He already missed his morning visit to the memorial stone, but if he could make it out the window he could still make to the stone before nightfall. Minato-sensei and Rin had only died 5 months ago in the Kyuubi attact, and the wounds were still too raw. Their deaths now brought Kakashi's death toll to 4. He cringed at the thought, knowing that he could have saved all of them. Kakashi proceeded to swing his legs to the side of the bed, he needed to talk to Minato-sensei about his last mission and he needed to tell Obito about some of the new things he discovered with his sharingan. Kakashi about to heave himself off when the Third Hokage entered the room.

Sandaime unlocked the door to room 309 to find Kakashi trying to push out of bed. The Third Hokage sighed and walked over to where Kakashi was sitting.

"Where do you think your going Kakashi?" he asked. Kakashi shuffled into a better position while a stern faced older woman with a weird pointed hat strode proudly into the room.

"Do you need something, Hokage-sama?" Kakashi asked, blatenly ignoring Sandaime's question. The weird woman walked over to Sandaime side.

"I have a mission for you Kakashi."

How was it? Terrible, beautiful, eye bleeding awful, please let me know what you think. Also if you could let me know if there are any spelling or grammer mistakes I should fix, that would be most appreciated.