(This lovely little fic is a little different from my other ones. I hath featured Hollaback Girl, and excellent friend and writer, and N0ob Assassin, a very excellent n0ob assassin, reviwer, and friend. And myself, but you guys already knew THAT. Many other authors shall be featured, with your permisson of course (if your chosen,) so thanks for reading!)

Hollaback Girl:

Cue lights, cue music, cueRubber and N0ob, cue Sins.

We're on in five, four, three, two, on-What? –whispering-

What do you mean, there's only six Sins in the studio? -whispering-

One of them left? For what? -whispering-

A DUELUX CHEESEBURGER?

Rubberninja: Welcome to the newest edition of the Surreal World, being illegally recorded right into your own home!

N0ob Assassin: What is the Surreal World anyway?

Rubber: -Still smiling- Remember that discussion with the nice public broadcasting lady about how this is the only show we could fit in?

N0ob: Yeah, I remember that. Hey wanna see my emotional scars?

Rubber: -In perky voice- No! Anyways, this is my less intelligent, half related co-host, N0ob Assassin!

N0ob: Intellect must run through the family, Rubberninja. Anyways, I love my Chibi Ed.

Rubber: He doesn't belong to you remember?

N0ob: I'm sure Envy couldn't say any less about you.

Rubber: -mutters through smiling teeth- Bitch.

N0ob: -mutter through smiling teeth- Slut.

Rubber: -cough- Anyways, for the first time on national television, please welcome the Seven Deadly Sins!

Six Sins: -All walk, or more so pushed, in by security guards-

Person in the crowd: Hey, I see only Six Sins!

Rubber: -whispers to N0ob and Sins- What the hell? There's only Six Deadly Sins? That sounds so gay! Who the hell is missing?

Envy: Would you rather it be the Five Deadly Sins?

Rubber: -shudders- Oh, those odd numbers…

Lust: I believe we lost Greed.

N0ob: Great, I'll bring in Ed!

Sins and Rubber: NO!

N0ob: -pouts-

Rubber: Uh, well it seems we lost our pointy tooth friend here for a moment, but fear not, for uh, Envy here will be Greed!

Five Sins and N0ob: He will?

Crowd: He can?

Envy: I'll what?

Rubber: You are.

Envy: And if I don't?

Rubber: Then I'll be forced to show these pictures of you at the Flower and Gardening section of Wal-Mart on national television.

Envy: IT ATE THE FERTILIZER! THE WHOLE FIRTILIZER! Those pots…so cold…so deep…-nervous breakdown-

N0ob: While they settle it out, let's go to our first guest, Lust!

Crowd: -cheers-

Person in the crowd: If I paid you, would you dump Scar for me?

Lust: -extends nails, and chops person's head off-

Everyone: -silence-

N0ob: -cough- Um, so Lust, what is going on between you and Scar,

Lust: -extends nails, and chops through desk-

N0ob: -blinks and gives fake smile- Okay, maybe later…So, how about you, Sloth? How is uh…-watches as Gluttony devours broken desk-

N0ob: -Sigh- So, I here you look exactly like my Chibi's mother. Is that so?

Wrath: -growls- NO! SHES MY MOMMY! –latches onto Sloth-

N0ob: Does that ever get annoying?

Sloth: Yes, very annoying.

Wrath: -starts tearing- You mean mommy doesn't like me?

Sloth: Uh, no it's not like that at all! Uh, it's just that mommy needs some…alone time somedays, and-

Wrath: Oh, right! So you can have nap time with Greed? Like Envy said?

Sloth: -glares at Envy-

Envy: Uh yeah, um, about that…

Sloth: -turns into gel-like substance.-

Rubber: You know, this would be a great time for a commercial! –ducks as gel starts flying- We'll be right back!

---Commercial---

SLURM. DRINK IT YOU FOOL.

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