"Hey Evans."
"..."
"Hey Evans."
"..."
"Evans."
"..."
"Dearest, dazzling Evans!"
"WHAT?"
"Oh, so you respond to compliments? Alright. Your hair is majestic like the fire in my heart."
"I'm trying to study."
"Your eyes are brighter and more beautiful than any star in the sky."
"I don't want to talk to you."
"You have nice legs."
"GO AWAY!"
"No need to shout! I was just about to leave. But first, one question."
"And what, pray tell, would that be?"
"Go out with me?"
"Get out."