Hanayo Koizumi was a simple girl. She liked idols. She liked her friends (especially Rin). Most importantly, she loved rice.
She remembered her father leaving her when she was 8. It was terrible. But the rice never left her.
"Mmm, daddy," she moaned while inhaling a rice ball.
"Uhh, what?" asked an orange-haired girl who stood behind her.
"What?" Hanayo replied. "Rin, how long were you standing there?"
Rin grinned. "About 2 hours, nya! I like watching you do things."
Hanayo gasped. That meant Rin must've seen her watch the rice porn!
"Huh? Is something wrong, Kayochin?" her best friend queried.
"N-nothing…" Hanayo lied. "But isn't it late?"
"Oh, yeah! I should be going home now. Bye~!" Rin-Rin-Rin-Rin-Rin-Rin-Rin-banana-phone ran away!
Hanayo cried, "LORD OF FOOD, WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO?!"
The next few hours were spent watching rice porn and crying.
Why was she crying?
Well.
SHE LOVED RICE BUT SHE ALSO LOVED RIN!
She could never tell Rin how she felt because Rin was dating ramen and she was dating rice. Rin was devoted to ramen. Rin was perfect, but so was rice.
Rin wanted ramen.
Hanayo wanted Rin.
Hanayo wanted rice.
Then it dawned on her.
Hanayo. Rice. Rin. Ramen.
Hanayo grabbed her phone and began typing something.
"Rin-chan...do you want to have a foursome?"
A half hour passed until Rin read the message.
"Kayochin." she sent.
"Yes?" Hanayo gulped as she deepthroated a rice thing. And sent the message. She did that too.
"What are you talking about? Are you on drugs?" Rin answered almost immediately.
Hanayo could feel something stir inside her as she formulated an answer.
"I want to eat rice off your naked body."
Silence. 15 minutes passed when Hanayo decided to add more details.
"I want you to slurp ramen off my naked body. I want you to do very sexy stuff with me. And rice."
Hanayo fell asleep after five more minutes of Rin's silence.
Her dreams were erotic, as usual. Rin-chan shoving rice ball after rice ball down her throat. Rin-chan sporting her usual grin while doing so. Hanayo unable to do anything but swallow.
"Swallow the ricey love, Hanayo." Dream Rin whispered. "Swallow."
Mmm. What a wonderful dream. Hanayo loved those dreams. Hanayo wanted to stay asleep forever. Naturally, she was forced to awaken prematurely. With a kiss.
"Kayochin."
It was Rin!
Hanayo could barely believe her eyes. She thought Rin would never want to associate with her ever again!
"Rin?"
"Sorry I haven't responded. I was busy making rice, nya."
Hanayo was confused until she saw that Rin was naked.
"Rin-"
"Kayochin…" Rin purred as she poured rice everywhere.
They did sexy stuff.
Unbeknownst to them, Nozomi was filming the whole thing and posted the video on the internet. They spent the rest of their lives as popular porn stars.
The end
The moral of the story is too much rice is bad for you. Unless you want to be a porn star.