Sora – sigh… this is so boring… I need to annoy some one quick or I might become like Mr. I'm on my man period everyday.
Kanda – why do I have a strange feeling this is me…
Sora – so you agree that you're a PMSer everyday!
Kanda – why you…!
Sora – ahhh~! I'm revived, but I still need to annoy some one… oh I think I should right a story! To all my reads I'm making a hetalia, but I just brought yuu-chan to do the disclaimer *hits Kanda with elbow*
Kanda - *clear throat, while saying ass* Sora don't own me or hetalia, she owns her damn oc though, now stop grinning douche bag.
As the rain hit my less than shoulder-length auburn hair, I quickly took my bag and shielded my yellow eyes and hair. One misstep and I would surely fall hard; I need to get home fast. I carefully scurried to a covering when I saw an elderly woman on the ground, my eyes opened wide, I ran to her.
"Miss is you okay, here let me get you to a doctor!" I insisted picking her up.
~o0o~
"Oh I must of slipped on the way to my home," she wearied, sitting up in her hospital bed, "I must thank you, um, what is your name sweetie?" she smiled.
"Oh, my name is Nagi Melocanicorocia, I know, my last name is a tongue twister! But my mom said it was a spell for a rearrangement of fate," I giggled, the old woman's eyes opened a bit wide, but soon she smiled.
"Well, Nagi I thank you for saving me, so for your reward here take this," the woman handed me a piece of paper, on it was a pentagram and the Latin words 'credentes de uno desideriis' meaning 'believers of one's desires', were printed on the side. I was studying Latin and history that had to do with myths and magical things, so instead of being disappointed with it like a normal person, I was very happy.
"Thank you, this is so cool! I'm sorry but I must get home to my family, they're probably worried sick," I lied. My family was never home, nor did the care about me, my mom was different though. She was always there for me while I was ignored, but that changed when she died. Dad started drinking and got remarried with some snobby bitch; my two brothers blamed me and hated me, some times beating me up. I was soon separated from them by child safety laws and I moved into my friend, Frankie's house. He was just a friend, no romance or gushy stuff, Frankie and I would watch hetalia, and soon we were total geeks, but it was fun.
~o0o~
As I walk home with my pretty paper in hand, I see that Frankie is home. Open the door slowly but before I walk inside, the paper gushes out of my hand and explodes the pentagram was glowing, and as the smoke lifted, Frankie was out as well looking at the spectacle in front of us. HOLY MOTHER OF SHIT-FACED JESUS!
"Hey has anyone seen tony? He must be lost, I'll find you! I'm the hero," a realistic looking America yelled.
"My brain hurts from this noise, I'm too gorgeous to have such stress," France stated dramatically.
"Shut it you smelly twit! And get your ass off me!" Britain yelled, igirisu, I have found you! I thought happily.
"Aw, but smothering people by sitting on them is fun!" Russia giggled evilly.
"Shut your trap or no food for you! You'll wake panda!" china barked.
All in all, almost every hetalia country was laying on door step… and Sealand.
"Um, excuse me…," I get no one's attention.
"Excuse me!" still nothing, I'm getting annoyed.
"HEY I'M TALKING HERE, SO SHUT THE F*CK UP OR SO HELP ME I'LL MAKE EVERY ONE OF YOU SHITS WISH YOU WERE DEAD INSTEAD OF MESSING WITH ME, SO CLOSE YOUR MOUTHES OR I'LL STAPLE THEM SHUT!" I roared everyone looked this way.
"… sorry about that, now that I have you attention I have a simple question; how the hell did all of you nations get here!" I interrogated.
"well all of the sudden, I was minding my own business well I looked up and the words 'credentes de uno desideriis' were written in the sky and here I am," France said. I paled at this, it was the paper, and now that I think about it my biggest desire was to meet hetalia.
"Um let's talk about this inside, Frankie, the pasta water is boiling over," I said annoyed, he ran inside frantically. This is gonna be a hell of a day.
Sora – finished for now… to be continued!