A/N: Another thing that actually happened to me, but between me and my mom
"Eek!" Gilbert jumped at the sound of his boyfriends(somewhat girly) scream. Curious as to what happened, he(rather awesomely) rushed down the hall, stopping in front of the door to Matt's study. From inside, Gilbert heard what sounded like something being hit.
"Die die die die die die!" Matt yelled, much louder than normal.
Gilbert slowly opened the door to see Matt beating a spot on the floor with one of Gilbert's boots. "Um, birdie?"
Matt looked up, surprised. "Yes?"
"What are you doing?"
Matt pointed at the floor with an innocent expression and said, "There was a spider."
"I think you got it birdie."
"It was still moving. I just wanted to make sure."
"You're adorable birdie."