A/N: Short Crack Fic. I didn't know what to do till it hit Christmas.

FLIPPING Disclaimer: Uh I don't own them I was on crack when I wrote this. I had CANDY! Weeee.

This is Lee and Gaara. Very Crack.

"Gaara-chan! Do you feel it?"

"…"

"How about now?"

"What is there to feel?"

Lee sits closer to Gaara and leans on him and whispers in his ear:

"Do you feel it now?"

"GOD DAMMIT LEE. I DON'T WANT SEX RIGHT NOW." Pout.

"Oh- Gaara-chan. I ment Christmas."

Gaara blushes and turns away.

I don't know why I made this very OoC. Oh well. HAHA. R&R?