Note: Hello! Here's my new Haikyuu! fic, though, it doesn't look like one since it's more of a dialogue. I've done similar work before (Akatsuki's interview) and I thought why not do this to my favorite anime, Haikyuu!

Anywho, I hope you guys would enjoy this! I know my English grammar hasn't improved, but I'm still working on it. If you guys want to send questions, please do so. I will include them in the next update. I will also write the two next guest so…

ATTENTION:

Bokuto Koutarou - Blah Blah Blah

Kuroo Tetsurou - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #1 - Blah Blah Blah

Guest #2 - Blah Blah Blah

Clapping sounds.

"Oh my gosh. It's on! Kuroo, the camera is on! Am I looking good right now? Am I showing too much manliness? Wait, hold on. Let me retouch my hair for a bit."

"Bokuto, please stop. The camera is rolling. Say your introduction now."

"Introduction? We had such a thing?"

"Oh my fucking god, Bokuto. We practiced this last night! Not to mention, there's a ton of clipboard in front of us! Helping us if we ever get lost!"

"Kuroo: Good morning/evening. We're here to interview our precious setters."

"That's my line!"

"And since I read it already, let's all welcome our pretty setters! Our partner in crime! Our prince in setting the ball in the air for us to spike it and to score and to-"

"Welcome, Kozume Kenma-san and Akaashi Keiji-san."

"I was still talking?!"

"I knew it. Having Bokuto-san as the anchor man is like an actual anchor falling on top of our heads."

"That was a pun, Akaashi."

"I'm sort of happy that you got my joke, Kuroo-san."

"Somebody promised me a game."

"And that was so random, Kenma."

"I would've stayed in my room and sleep. Instead, I got called in just to be interview?"

"I feel your pain, Kozume."

"Akaashi! I never knew you were in pain?!"

"He's stupid, right?"

"Well, at least he took that role instead of me."

"We're dumber and dumbest, you kinky cat."

"If may I ask, how can you both handle this show without getting suspended because of your nasty choice of words?"

"We're the interviewer here, Akaashi. Respect us!"

"Yeah! We can't let anyone suspend us!"

"The tv program can, Bokuto-san."

"You wouldn't know!"

"I really want to go home."

"Wait, wait, wait. Don't be bored yet! We haven't even begin!"

"There's too much lightning. And Bokuto-san's attitude irritates me."

"Still got that sharp tongue, eh?"

"If you want to interview us, please do hurry up. I want to go home."

"Fine, fine, fine. Bokuto, let's do it."

"Sure! Hey, hey, hey! I'll start, okay?"

"Please do so."

"Since we've just begun, I would like to ask the two of you what are the things you like about us? I mean, I know Akaashi's answer already, so Kozume!"

"Ugh…"

"Don't moan! Answer it!"

"... You're not… a bad person?"

"Why with a question mark?"

"I'm not sure whether it is a right thing to say."

"I doubt it. He's not that-"

"Oh! I'm nice?! Well, you're nice, too! Everyone is nice! Even you, cameran #4!"

"Bokuto, we only had two cameraman. Stop with that pointing!"

"I must say, this talk show is boring."

"Already at the negative comment?! We haven't even gotten to the point where we are debating!"

"You guys didn't even introduce yourself, let alone us."

"Akaashi wants to be introduced, Kuroo."

"Well, can't be helped. Let's redo things and introduce them. You, Bokuto, be sure to memorize this introduction."

"I won't forget it!"

"Ahem, welcome, viewers! I'm Kuroo Tetsurou."

"Why are you pointing at me, Kuroo?"

"He failed."

"Not only a mere minute had passed since Kuroo-san said not to forget."

"I swear to god, Bokuto, you're pissing me off."

"Pointing at me is rude, though! Watch your manners! I'm still older than you!"

"For only one month gap, you doofus!"

"I wonder whether they'll notice how the camera was rolling."

"And it seems that the production team doesn't care."

"It might be because people enjoy this?"

"Rather than enjoying, I'm getting bored."

"Same."

"Okay, okay, let's stop this. This is useless."

"Saying that I'm like a kid is definitely rude, you know."

"Oh, grow up, will ya? Let's do it again…. Welcome, viewers! I'm Kuroo Tetsurou, one of the interviewers here."

"And I'm Bokuto Koutarou!"

"And welcome to… welcome to… shit, Bokuto. What's the name of our talk show?"

"EH?! I thought we decided on BKT?!"

"No one would know it's our initial, you dork! We need something unique! Having initials as the title is like… so immature."

"There you go again! Saying immature words like a mature person you are!"

"Well, I am mature! Compared to you, at least."

"I am so pissed!"

"This won't end."

"Hm…"

"Oya?"

"Oya, oya?"

"Oya, oya, oya?"

"I finally got your attention. It doesn't matter whether your talk show doesn't have a name. Introducing your guests is like the MAJOR problem here."

"It has been ten minutes since you guys started the show. With that, it's pointless if you introduce us now."

"Oh!"

"What is it, Bokuto?"

"How about we name our show… Oya? Oya, Oya? Oya, Oya, Oya?"

"Too long."

"Oh! I like that!"

"It's stupid."

"Then, ahem. Welcome, viewers, to Oya? Oya, Oya? Oya, Oya, Oya? Talk show with Kuroo!"

"And Bokuto!"

"They are completely in their own world."

"It's too stupid."

"In our very first episode, we have our setters!"

"Akaashi Keiji and Kozume Kenma!"

"The reaction was too dull!"

"There's not much of an audience, anyway."

"And so, we're done with the introduction. What's next?"

"I guess asking them questions."

"They're talking like they haven't asked us a question."

"Ahem, Akaashi-san, please share us a few pointers for being a pretty setters?"

"Oh… well, you see, being a setter is not that easy. Rather, it was like a hard task but very enjoyable."

"Oh, I see. How about being a setter to Bokuto? Any thoughts?"

"Being Bokuto-san's setter was like babysitting a 5 year old."

"D'oh!"

"I see! Is there anything you feel like sharing?"

"I do. Since Bokuto-san would be graduating, I would like it if I don't become the new captain."

"Why not?! I already set my mind on choosing you as the next one?!"

"To be honest, if Akaashi ever become the new captain, it feels like nothing would change."

"I thought he was the captain all along."

"Ah, that's true."

"Stop! Then, you, Kozume, any thoughts for being Nekoma's setters?"

"It was a great journey."

"How simple!"

"He ended the topic so quick."

"It's not because it's hard. But synchronizing with the other guys is hard."

"There's contradiction on your words, Kenma."

"Fine, from now on, I won't depend on you, Akaashi!"

"It would be great if it'll last for ten minutes."

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"You're too young to know."

"But I'm older than you!"

"There he goes again! Oh my god, let it go, Bokuto!"

"Never!"

"You know, this talk show won't last long."

"I agree."

"You guys really do get along."

"What are you guys talking about?"

"Next question, do you both have anyone you're getting along except your teammates?"

"I do! I get along well with you, Kuroo!"

"The question isn't for you, Bokuto!"

"How mean! Akaashi! He's being mean to me!"

"3 minutes, Akaashi."

"Yeah, only 3 minutes."

"Huh?"

"Anyway, the question."

"I get along with Shouyou…"

"I guess with you, Kuroo-san and Kozume. I hardly interact with others."

"Because you're loyal to me, Akaashi!"

"Please stop that, Bokuto-san."

"Considering this type of topic, Bokuto hardly interact with others, as well."

"Unlike you, Kuroo, I'm loyal to my teammates."

"And yet, with only a mere seconds, he got along with Tsukishima and Hinata."

"Because Hinata was such a good kouhai! Tsukki was there to block my incredible spikes!"

"So, regardless volleyball, would you think you'll get along with them?"

"Type of people like Hinata, I'm positive he will."

"Hinata is good. He's a good person!"

"Yes, Shouyou is good."

"How about Tsukki?"

"Hm… He's cocky like you, Kuroo."

"Are you insulting me?"

"He got this smart mouth but he's a nice kid! I like him!"

"So, all of us get along with Karasuno's members?"

"I get along with Sawamura, though. Their team captain."

"Sawamura-san, huh?"

"Their dad?"

"Dad?"

"Yeah, their dad. He acts like one. Akaashi acts like the mother of the team, and so, I'm the father!"

"Please stop that."

"It's disgusting, Bokuto."

"Oh, please, Kuroo. You also talked about this! You said that Yaku was the mother of Nekoma!"

"Can we not talk about this? What if Yaku is watching this?! I could get my ass whip, you know!"

"Heh, you asked for it!"

"I did not!"

"How do you end this show?"

"Quietly walk away. It's best if they continue to bicker until we are out of sight."

"I'm going."

"Same."

"And then- huh? Kuroo."

"What now?"

"Kozume and Akaashi disappeared."

"Huh? But the show isn't over!"

"Without our guest, what are we now?!"

"Oh, shut up! We're done here! I'm done here! Close the show, Bokuto!"

"How?! Wait, don't you go, Kuroo!"

"I'm fucking done, Bokuto."

"Uh… Well, see you next time?"

Note: And END. lol I will try to update it. Next guest would be Hinata and Oikawa. Please anticipate it! Questions you would like to ask them, please comment below! Tell me whether you want me to type your name as well!