South Park Official Online Board Game
South Park Board Game
Game Host: #StanMarsh
Finish: 300
Game Mode: Normal
Game Options: Expert Mode activated.
Survival Mode activated.
All Classes activated.
Instant Specialisations activated.
Early Reinforcements activated.
Instant Riches activated.
#StanMarsh has joined the game!
#EricCartman has joined the game!
#StanMarsh says: Okay, so will everyone else be coming soon?
#EricCartman says: Think so.
#StanMarsh says: Kk.
#KyleBroflovski has joined the game!
#EricCartman says: Hey there, Jewbacca ;)
#KyleBroflovski says: Oh, god.
#EricCartman says: Not happy to see me? But you love me /3
#KyleBroflovski says: please stop calling me Jewbacca
#EricCartman says: Fine, fine - my little monster~ 3
#StanMarsh says: get a room
#EricCartman says: stfu
#KennyMcCormick has joined the game!
#KennyMcCormick says: So, what'd I miss?
#StanMarsh says: nothing much TBH
#KyleBroflovski says: Yeah...nothing.
#EricCartman says: ARE YOU ASHAMED OF ME
#EricCartman says: *runs to his room*
#EricCartman says: *turns on linkin park*
#EricCartman says: *slits his wrists*
#KennyMcCormick says: NO!
#KennyMcCormick says: WHYYYYYYYYY
#KennyMcCormick says: SO SOOOOOOON~
#EricCartman says: play your poor music at the funeral kenny
#EricCartman says: on your tiny violin
#KyleBroflovski says: *face. palm.*
#WendyTestaburger has joined the game!
#WendyTestaburger says: ...*looks at chatlog*
#WendyTestaburger says: what the fuck
#StanMarsh says: my reaction exactly
#ButtersStotch has joined the game!
#StanMarsh says: Okay is that everyone
#EricCartman says: ya
#EricCartman says: unless cake is joining
#ButtersStotch says: guys
#ButtersStotch says: does this game have anything bad in it? ;w;
#ButtersStotch says: I don't want to get grounded
#EricCartman says: no butters it doesn't
#CakeVibes has joined the game!
#EricCartman says: there's the sweets chick now
#CakeVibes says: =-=
#StanMarsh says: kk, let's start
#CakeVibes's Turn
It's #CakeVibes's turn!
#CakeVibes is rolling the dice...
All players now have 60 gold thanks to Instant Riches!
Let the games begin!
#CakeVibes may start!
#CakeVibes rolls 8
Music
Example - Changed The Way You Kiss Me starts playing!
Specialized Adventuring!
Choose the specialization that fits you best!
#KennyMcCormick is experiencing lag.
#ButtersStotch says: Oh, hey, I like this song :)
#EricCartman says: You're gay anyway
#WendyTestaburger says: What am I, smoked sausage?
#EricCartman says: yes
#KennyMcCormick is experiencing lag.
#EricCartman says: stop lagging kenny
#KennyMcCormick says: stfu
Saboteur
You're a sneaky Saboteur now!
Use your skills wisely.
#StanMarsh's Turn
It's #StanMarsh's turn!
#StanMarsh is rolling the dice...
#EricCartman says: pick something good stan
Music
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Mark It Up starts playing!
#EricCartman says: good enough
#EricCartman says: one brain
#EricCartman says: mark it up
#EricCartman says: only I've got brains enough~
#KennyMcCormick says: ask a gentern who they prefer~
#KennyMcCormick says: 10 out of 9 will say the Kenny~
#EricCartman says: YOU AIN'T GOT THE GUTS KENNY
#ButtersStotch says: ;w;
#StanMarsh says: srry
#StanMarsh says: shelly barged in
#StanMarsh became a Paladin.
#EricCartman's Turn
It's #EricCartman's turn!
#EricCartman is rolling the dice...
#EricCartman rolled 10.
#EricCartman says: fuck yea
#EricCartman says: eat that bitches :3
#EricCartman says: AVRIL LAVIGNE~
#EricCartman says: I partly feel like putting it on just so it could hurt you
#EricCartman says: but no, I'll be nice
Jukebox: Parkway Drive - Home Is For The Heartless
Paladin #StanMarsh says: metal?
#EricCartman says: fuck yea
#EricCartman says: HEADBANG WITH ME BUTTERS
#EricCartman became a Sorcerer.
#KyleBroflovski rolled 8.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: Jew class
#KyleBroflovski says: stfu
#KyleBroflovski became a Priest.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: adorable 3
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: STFU /
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: u want it ;)
#KennyMcCormick rolled 6.
#KennyMcCormick got smacked 6 spaces back by Paladin #StanMarsh's autohammer.
#KennyMcCormick says: fuk you stan ;w;
#KennyMcCormick says: I want to anyway so 8D
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ewwwwwww
#KennyMcCormick says: so it's ok when you do it
#KennyMcCormick says: but not when we do it
#KennyMcCormick says: kay
#KennyMcCormick became a Necromancer.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: oh no
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: girly music
Jukebox: Dollshead - It's Over It's Under
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: aaaaaaaaa
#WendyTestaburger became an Assassin.
#ButtersStotch rolled 10.
#ButtersStotch became a Merchant.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: not surprised
Merchant #ButtersStotch says: stfu
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: do you know what that means? :P
Merchant #ButtersStotch says: ...maybe
***Reinforcements have arrived!***
Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 9.
Saboteur #CakeVibes found a Relic.
Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 8.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: hooooooooo stan's gonna get some
Paladin #StanMarsh didn't enter the brothel.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: weak
Paladin #StanMarsh says: I've got enough here :)
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: 3
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ewwwwwwwwwww
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: fags
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: ...um
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...nm
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 4.
Sorcerer #EricCartman got smacked 9 spaces back by Paladin #StanMarsh's autohammer.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: GODDAMMIT STAN
Sorcerer #EricCartman bought a Tome of Magic in the Magic Shop.
Sorcerer #EricCartman got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.
Sorcerer #EricCartman opened up his Tome of Magic. Inside are instructions for 4 spells.
Sorcerer #EricCartman read the instructions for Guardian in his Tome of Magic.
Sorcerer #EricCartman used his Tome of Magic to give Priest #KyleBroflovski a Guardian.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 9.
Priest #KyleBroflovski farted and had to move back 3 spaces.
Priest #KyleBroflovski got smacked 6 spaces back by Paladin #StanMarsh's autohammer.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: and what is wrong with farting
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: srsly
Assassin #WendyTestaburger says: ...=.=
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 11.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick took out a life insurance.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: I'll need it
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: NO NOT AGAIN
Jukebox: PokeRemixStudio - Kanto Gym Leader Battle Remix
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...what
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: seriously? O_O
Assassin #WendyTestaburger says: Pokemon kicks ass :3
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: well fuck
Trivia Question
75 crows sit in a tree. A shotgun goes off and kills 25. How many are left in the tree?
0
25
75
50
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: do not know this shit
Saboteur #CakeVibes says: 50
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: 75
Sorcerer #EricCartman answered wrong and got infected with AIDS.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU BABE
Paladin #StanMarsh says: 0
Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 8.
Merchant #ButtersStotch bought a Time-Travel Condom at the engineering workplace.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Merchant #ButtersStotch bought a Teleporter at the engineering workplace.
Merchant #ButtersStotch bought a pair of Solar-Powered Hypno Glasses at the engineering workplace.
Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 6.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: another girl
Jukebox: Black Veil Brides - Perfect Weapon
Saboteur #CakeVibes missed Necromancer #KennyMcCormick, who ran 10 spaces.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: ...:O
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: I LIVED
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVED
Saboteur #CakeVibes says: dammit
Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 7.
Paladin #StanMarsh switched places with Merchant #ButtersStotch!
Merchant #ButtersStotch says: Thanks :3
Paladin #StanMarsh says: np
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 6.
Sorcerer #EricCartman put a glue mine in his inventory.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 8.
Priest #KyleBroflovski found a Magic Star.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: go babe go~
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: shhhhhh /
Assassin #WendyTestaburger says: awww~
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 7.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick drank speed potion!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick is gonna drink his potion.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: potions up the ass kenny
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: i know, right :
Assassin #WendyTestaburger got smacked 8 spaces back by Paladin #StanMarsh's autohammer.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: oh, that's just mean
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: hitting a woman
Assassin #WendyTestaburger waited too long and has 2 chances left. (Saboteur #CakeVibes clicked for Assassin #WendyTestaburger)
Assassin #WendyTestaburger didn't use the catapult.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger says: thank you for making that decision, cake :)
Saboteur #CakeVibes says: np~
Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 8.
The Brothel
You stand in front of a brothel. Do you wish to go inside and check it out?
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: go inside, butters
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: there's candy in the brothel
Merchant #ButtersStotch says: okay :3
The Dark Room
You stand in front of the dark room. 'Ohhhh yeah. Come inside, baby!' says a sexy voice. So, do you want to enter for a nice bit of sex?
Yes No
Merchant #ButtersStotch says: um
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: do it
The Light Switches On...
You groan with pleasure as you engage in some exciting, anonymous sex! Then the light switches on! It was...
Jennifer Aniston!
Mucho Macho!
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: holy fuck
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: how
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: goddammit butters
Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 9.
Jukebox: Finger Eleven - Stay In Shadow
Dark Blade Of Fire stole Saboteur #CakeVibes's ACME Piano.
Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 8.
Paladin #StanMarsh charges his hammer with holy might.
Paladin #StanMarsh found a Rocket because of his Liquid Luck.
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 4.
Sorcerer #EricCartman got smacked 27 spaces back by Paladin #StanMarsh's holy autohammer!
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: FUCK YOU STAN
Sorcerer #EricCartman read the instructions for Death in his Tome of Magic.
A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
Sorcerer #EricCartman used his Tome of Magic to murder Paladin #StanMarsh!
Paladin #StanMarsh died and lost all diseases (AIDS, Evil Disease).
Sorcerer #EricCartman put a teleporter in his inventory.
Paladin #StanMarsh says: dammit cartman
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: YOU KILLED STAN!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: YOU BASTARD!
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 8.
Priest #KyleBroflovski's Evil Disease got removed by his Guardian.
Priest #KyleBroflovski channeled his chi and gained 1 speed.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
Priest #KyleBroflovski is gonna drink his potion.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick put a diss card in his inventory.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger put a diss card in her inventory.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger says: stop with the death cards
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 5.
Jukebox: Aqua - Barbie Girl
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: somehow
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: butters, I'm not surprised
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: =_=
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch didn't meet any pirates.
Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 8.
Saboteur #CakeVibes knew the answer and won a Cow.
Paladin #StanMarsh reincarnated as a dog.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: Stan's a bitch~
Paladin #StanMarsh waited and gained 1 karma.
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 6.
Sorcerer #EricCartman read the instructions for Life Ward in his Tome of Magic.
Sorcerer #EricCartman got molested by a gorilla. Yay.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Priest #KyleBroflovski ate his banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
Priest #KyleBroflovski drank a nice cool beer.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick bought a Rocket at the ACME Shop.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger switched places with Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 5.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch went forward 5 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ZABINIAAAAAAAAA
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: BABABICHIBABABA~
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: BENYAAAAAAAAYEAH
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: awwwww
Jukebox: Justin Timberlake - Senorita
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ONCE AGAIN BUTTERS
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: NOT SURPRISED
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch was cured of all diseases at the church. (Evil Disease)
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch opened up his Tome of Magic. Inside are instructions for 4 spells.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch read the instructions for On Love's Wings in his Tome of Magic.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch used his Tome of Magic to give one of his speed to Assassin #WendyTestaburger.
Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 6.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger says: 3
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch says: 3
Saboteur #CakeVibes joined the cowboys! Yeehaw!
Saboteur #CakeVibes entered the cowboy town.
Saboteur #CakeVibes entered the saloon.
Saboteur #CakeVibes had sex with The Hunchback Of The Notre Dame in the Dark Room. Sick!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes says: he had a huge cokc
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: TMI TMI TMI
Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 1.
Paladin #StanMarsh's Hammer loses the Holy Hammer effect.
Paladin #StanMarsh ate some hamburgers and gained 2 karma.
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 10.
***Sorcerer #EricCartman caught a Pixie!***
Sorcerer #EricCartman died of AIDS.
Sorcerer #EricCartman died and lost all diseases (AIDS, Evil Disease).
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 12 + 1 = 13.
Priest #KyleBroflovski resurrected Sorcerer #EricCartman!
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: Thanks, babe~ 3
A pig fell on Priest #KyleBroflovski's head!
Sorcerer #EricCartman ordered his Pixie to prepare the Guardian spell.
Sorcerer #EricCartman ordered his Pixie to give Priest #KyleBroflovski a Guardian.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Priest #KyleBroflovski!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 10 + 1 = 11.
Priest #KyleBroflovski ordered his Pixie to prepare the On Love's Wings spell.
Priest #KyleBroflovski ordered his Pixie to give one of his speed to Sorcerer #EricCartman.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Sorcerer #EricCartman!
Paladin #StanMarsh says: it's the couple pixie
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: damn straight~
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick made the U.N. angry.
Sorcerer #EricCartman ordered his Pixie to prepare the Death spell.
A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
Sorcerer #EricCartman ordered his Pixie to murder Necromancer #KennyMcCormick!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick received 32 Rupees from Life Insurance!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Necromancer #KennyMcCormick!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: sigh
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 6 + 2 = 8.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
#WendyTestaburger had a Roll Streak of 3!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger answered wrong and moved back 6 spaces.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 7 - 1 = 6.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: listen to me butters
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: click beastie boys
Jukebox: Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: good boy
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch didn't use the catapult.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 4.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes bounced 3 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes bounced 4 spaces forward on her pogo-stick.
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Liquid Luck to Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes.
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Lemon to Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes.
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Bucket to Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes.
Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 3.
Paladin #StanMarsh barked at the firetruck and gained 2 karma.
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Sorcerer #EricCartman didn't meet any pirates.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 5.
Priest #KyleBroflovski carelessly threw down his banana peel behind him.
Priest #KyleBroflovski put a gun in his inventory.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rots in peace. (1)
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 9 + 2 = 11.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 3 + 2 = 5.
#WendyTestaburger had a Roll Streak of 3!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger got infected with Chlamydia.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger shot herself to space 92 with her ACME Rocket and died!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger got killed by a Rocket!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger died and lost all diseases (Chlamydia, Evil Disease).
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 7 - 1 = 6.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch slipped on Priest #KyleBroflovski's banana peel and has to skip a - Banana Peel Slip
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch says: WENDY
#ButtersStotch had a Roll Streak of 2!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch put a glue mine in his inventory.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 6.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes is going to drink her Liquid Luck.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes found 4 Rupees because of her Liquid Luck.
Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 6.
Paladin #StanMarsh is human again.
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
#EricCartman had a Roll Streak of 2!
Sorcerer #EricCartman answered wrong and lost 7 Rupees.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 9.
Priest #KyleBroflovski's Evil Disease got removed by his Guardian.
Jukebox: Morning Musume. - Hyokkori Hyoutanjima
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: what
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: baaaaaaaaabe what the fuck
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...okay now I see why you picked this :3
Priest #KyleBroflovski entered the deadly pyramid.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: Hellooooooo nurse~
Priest #KyleBroflovski died in the Pyramid.
Priest #KyleBroflovski received 25 Rupees from Life Insurance!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick is safely tucked underground. (2)
Assassin #WendyTestaburger is still dead. (1)
#ButtersStotch has to skip a turn.
Priest #KyleBroflovski resurrected thanks to Faith.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger is experiencing lag.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 5.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes put a Hammer in her inventory.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes ate her Lemon and removed her Evil Disease.
Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 6.
Paladin #StanMarsh got redirected to the brothel.
Paladin #StanMarsh had sex with Channing Tatum in the Dark Room. Mucho Macho!
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: I don't even
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 3.
Priest #KyleBroflovski got infected with AIDS.
You Have AIDS
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick lives once more!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick ordered his Pixie to prepare the Blessing Of Vengeance spell.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick ordered his Pixie to bless Macho Paladin #StanMarsh with the Blessing of Vengeance.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Sorcerer #EricCartman!
Sorcerer #EricCartman ordered his Pixie to prepare the Scales of Justice spell.
Sorcerer #EricCartman ordered his Pixie to cast Scales of Justice. Macho Paladin #StanMarsh moved forward 20 spaces. Assassin #WendyTestaburger moved back 20 spaces.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch ordered his Pixie to prepare the Mark For Death spell.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch ordered his Pixie to mark Necromancer #KennyMcCormick for Death!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 3 - 1 = 2.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes ordered her Pixie to prepare the Dark Sacrifice spell.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes ordered her Pixie to cast Dark Sacrifice. Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes died and cursed:
* Macho Paladin #StanMarsh with Curse of Relativity.
* Sorcerer #EricCartman with Curse of Relativity.
* Priest #KyleBroflovski with Curse of Riches.
* Necromancer #KennyMcCormick with Curse of Relativity.
* Assassin #WendyTestaburger with Curse of Relativity.
* Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch with Curse of Riches.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch!
Jukebox: Chubby Cuppy Cake Boy - Cuppy Cake
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch found a ticking bomb...
...and threw it to Macho Paladin #StanMarsh...
The bomb didn't go off.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes likes being dead. (1)
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 7.
Priest #KyleBroflovski got smacked 7 spaces back by Macho Paladin #StanMarsh's autohammer.
Jukebox: Teddy Loid - Fly Away Now
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...?
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: ...*pole dances*
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: *forces Kyle to pole dance too, as well as Wendy and Cake*
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: E-Eh?
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...3
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh entered the deadly pyramid.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh says: Had a point there, didn't I :3
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: Ohhhhhhyes 3
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh died in the Pyramid.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh died and lost all diseases (Evil Disease).
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Sorcerer #EricCartman found 4 Rupees.
Sorcerer #EricCartman stood at a crossroads.
Sorcerer #EricCartman got molested by a gorilla. Yay.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: sigh...
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: Alright, fine, I'll do it
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...333333
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: Sie möchten ein Teil dieser, hm? Du willst mich ficken, bis ich weinen? Oh Gott ... werden Sie langweilen mich? Hehehe ~ Ich hoffe nicht, Meister ~ 3
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 7.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: the fuck did that mean
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: you don't want to know
Jukebox: Pure Pwnage - The N00b Song
A pig fell on Priest #KyleBroflovski's head!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 3 + 1 = 4.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: kyle does suck ass 3
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: tbh he likes it up the
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: STFU
Jukebox: Voltaire - The Mechanical Girl
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick got shot back 18 spaces by pirates!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger got injected with the force of life!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch let the lolrus keep his bucket.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes likes being dead. (2)
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Sorcerer #EricCartman drank aphrodisiac and lost one speed.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 7.
Priest #KyleBroflovski bought a Tome of Magic in the Magic Shop.
Priest #KyleBroflovski got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.
Priest #KyleBroflovski opened up his Tome of Magic. Inside are instructions for 4 spells.
Priest #KyleBroflovski read the instructions for Mark For Death in his Tome of Magic.
Priest #KyleBroflovski used his Tome of Magic to mark Assassin #WendyTestaburger as a new target!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 8 + 1 = 9.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
#KennyMcCormick had a Roll Streak of 2!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick learned how to dodge bullets.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 2 + 2 = 4.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger pulled the lever. Nothing happened.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 11 - 1 = 10.
Priest #KyleBroflovski dispelled Curse Of Riches from himself.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch swung 16 spaces forward with some baboons!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch went forward 5 spaces thanks to Trade Routes.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes is back alive!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh is still pushing the daisies. (2)
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 8.
Sorcerer #EricCartman went 12 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 8.
Jukebox: Fall Out Boy - A Little Less Than Sixteen Candles
Priest #KyleBroflovski stood at a crossroads.
Priest #KyleBroflovski wants to rob the bank!
Priest #KyleBroflovski tried to rob the bank, but failed and had to skip a turn.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 4 + 1 = 5.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: awwwwwwww
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: you were so close darlin'
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: =.=
Priest #KyleBroflovski says: i liked babe better
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: babe
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick swung 16 spaces forward with some baboons!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger put a teleporter in her inventory.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger cut her hands and dropped the Broken Glass.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 8 - 1 = 7.
#ButtersStotch had a Roll Streak of 2!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch ordered his Pixie to prepare the Detonation spell.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch ordered his Pixie to activate all explosives!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh's Rocket exploded!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh's corpse was blown high into the air.
Sorcerer #EricCartman got knocked 8 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Priest #KyleBroflovski got knocked 7 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes got knocked 7 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh's TNT exploded!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh's corpse was blown high into the air.
Sorcerer #EricCartman's Glue Mine exploded!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Sorcerer #EricCartman got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Priest #KyleBroflovski's Hand Grenade exploded!
Priest #KyleBroflovski got knocked 5 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes got knocked 9 spaces forward and has to skip a turn!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick's Explosive Sheep exploded!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh got knocked 14 spaces backward and has to skip a turn!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick's Rocket exploded!
Nobody got hit.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch's Glue Mine didn't go off!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes's Hand Grenade exploded!
Nobody got hit.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Assassin #WendyTestaburger!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch bought a Piano at the ACME Shop.
#CakeVibes has to wait one turn.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: holy fuck
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: butters
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh got resurrected!
Sorcerer #EricCartman got smacked 6 spaces back by Macho Paladin #StanMarsh's autohammer.
#EricCartman has to skip a turn.
Priest #KyleBroflovski's AIDS got removed by his Guardian.
#KyleBroflovski has to skip a turn.
#KennyMcCormick has to skip a turn.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 8 + 2 = 10.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger ordered her Pixie to prepare the Death spell.
A green flash and a high-pitched cackle!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger ordered her Pixie to murder Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes died and lost all diseases (Evil Disease).
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Macho Paladin #StanMarsh!
Jukebox: Fright Ranger - Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ewwwww
Assassin #WendyTestaburger didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch feels hungry!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes is still dead. (1)
#StanMarsh has to wait one turn.
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 10.
Sorcerer #EricCartman stood at a crossroads.
Dark Blade Of Fire stole Sorcerer #EricCartman's Signal Jammer.
Moobeard
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 6.
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Cocaine to Priest #KyleBroflovski.
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his ACME Magnet to Priest #KyleBroflovski.
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Night Crystal to Priest #KyleBroflovski.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Priest #KyleBroflovski used some cocaine and feels awesome.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: NO BABE NO
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch used some cocaine and feels awesome.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: WTF BUTTERS
Sorcerer #EricCartman got smacked 8 spaces back by Macho Paladin #StanMarsh's autohammer.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Future.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick took the red pill and realised the truth.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 4 + 2 = 6.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger ambushed and killed Necromancer #KennyMcCormick.
A pig fell on Assassin #WendyTestaburger's head!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 7 + 7 = 14.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch died because of his Cocaine addiction.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch died and lost all diseases (Evil Disease).
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes likes being dead. (2)
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 8.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh ordered his Pixie to prepare the Blind spell.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh ordered his Pixie to blind Sorcerer #EricCartman!
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh put a glue mine in his inventory.
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 6.
Priest #KyleBroflovski murdered Assassin #WendyTestaburger with his Murder skill.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger died and lost all diseases (Evil Disease).
Sorcerer #EricCartman put a gun in his inventory.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 4 + 8 = 12.
***Pocket Balls!***
Everyone has received a Pocket Ball!
Priest #KyleBroflovski spilled some cocaine on the ground.
Jukebox: Red Hot Chili Peppers - Look Around
Priest #KyleBroflovski found 4 Rupees.
Priest #KyleBroflovski stood at a crossroads.
Priest #KyleBroflovski was cured of all diseases at the church. (Evil Disease)
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick is still pushing the daisies. (1)
Assassin #WendyTestaburger is still dead. (1)
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch is still dead. (1)
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes lives once more!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes ordered her Pixie to prepare the Detonation spell.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes ordered her Pixie to activate all explosives!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh's Glue Mine exploded!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
Sorcerer #EricCartman got glued to the floor and has to skip one turn.
The Pixie has escaped and flown to Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 2.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh bought a Magnet at the ACME Shop.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh bought a Pogo Stick at the ACME Shop.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh uses his Truth Serum on Sorcerer #EricCartman.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: I pick my nose when no one is looking...
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: WTF NO
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh says: hahahah
#EricCartman has to skip a turn.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 8 - 6 = 2.
Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 3 - 6 = 0.
Priest #KyleBroflovski used some cocaine and feels awesome.
#KyleBroflovski had a Roll Streak of 2!
Priest #KyleBroflovski got redirected to the brothel.
Priest #KyleBroflovski had sex with This Guy in the Dark Room. Sick!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick is still dead. (2)
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rots in peace. (2)
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch likes being dead. (2)
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 8.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes took the bucket from the lolrus.
#StanMarsh has to wait one turn.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes says: bukkit
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 8.
Sorcerer #EricCartman gave good old Gil 2 Rupees.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 6 - 6 = 0.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski's Cocaine Addiction got removed by his Guardian.
Jukebox: Cute - Something Japanese
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski got infected with AIDS.
You Have AIDS
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...eh?
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick got resurrected!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rejoined the living!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch got injected with the force of life!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 8.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes put a Horn in her inventory.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes honks her horn: HONK HONK!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes honks her horn: HONK HONK!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes honks her horn: HONK HONK!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 7.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh didn't get AIDS.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 6.
Sorcerer #EricCartman found a Mining Pick.
Sorcerer #EricCartman stood at a crossroads.
Sorcerer #EricCartman watched Tarzan take a shower.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...uh
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski says: ...
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: can. explain.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 7 - 6 = 1.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski sweat off his AIDS.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick summoned a new Skeleton.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick cast Drain Soul on Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick killed Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick's Drain Soul stole a part of Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes's soul. Necromancer #KennyMcCormick gained 1 Soul Power.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes died and lost all diseases (Evil Disease).
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: O_O''
Assassin #WendyTestaburger waited too long and has 1 chance left. (Necromancer #KennyMcCormick clicked for Assassin #WendyTestaburger)
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 12 + 2 = 14.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger entered the deadly pyramid.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger died in the Pyramid.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger died and lost all diseases (Evil Disease).
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 5 - 1 = 4.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 11 - 1 = 10.
#ButtersStotch had a Roll Streak of 2!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes reincarnated as a cow.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes annoyed a bull and gained 1 karma.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 11.
Jukebox: Talk Talk - Life's What You Make It
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh got infected with AIDS.
You Have AIDS
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 9 - 1 = 8.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh says: parents listen to this all the time
Sorcerer #EricCartman missed Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch, who ran 40 spaces.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 6.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski went 10 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick launched his ACME Piano with the Catapult.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh got cartoonishly crushed by the ACME Piano!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
Assassin #WendyTestaburger reincarnated as a turtle.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger took a sunbath and died.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 4 - 1 = 3.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch found 4 Rupees.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch stood at a crossroads.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch learned how to relax from a giant sloth.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 1.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes mood over spilt milk and gained 1 karma.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh is safely tucked underground. (1)
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 9 - 1 = 8.
Sorcerer #EricCartman killed Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes died and lost all diseases (Evil Disease).
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: why do you go for that all the time
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: i shoot
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: you don't run
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: you die
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes says: *shrug*
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 2.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski knew the answer and won a Banana.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski says: Easy =.=
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski ate his banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick insulted the ninjas and got poisoned.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick summoned a new Zombie.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger is safely tucked underground. (1)
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 8 - 2 = 6.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch is not hungry anymore.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch put a glue mine in his inventory.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes is still dead. (1)
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh is safely tucked underground. (2)
Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...veggie tales
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...no, butters
Jukebox: Fountains Of Wayne - Stacy's mom
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: hell yeah~
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: just like your mom ;)
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: GODDAMMIT KENNY NO
Sorcerer #EricCartman is gonna use his gun.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: Cartman's mom has got it goin' on~
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: Cartman's mom has got it goin' on~
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: She's all that I've wanted and waited for for so long~
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: Cartman can't you see, you're just not the boy for me, 'cause I'm in love with Cartman's mom~
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: I WILL SHOOT YOU YOU LITTLE FUCKER
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: fucked her 3
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: DEAD
Sorcerer #EricCartman says: DEAD TO ME
Sorcerer #EricCartman had sex with Brad Pitt in the Dark Room. Mucho Macho!
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 10.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski's Evil Disease got removed by his Guardian.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski's Guardian disappeared.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick says: BUT SINCE YOUR DAD WALKED OUT, YOUR MOM COULD USE A GUY LIKE ME~
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman says: SHUT THE FUCK UP KENNY
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Poison to Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 7 + 1 = 8.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick cast Drain Soul on Necromancer #KennyMcCormick.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick went 9 spaces forward with the help of Gandalf the Grey.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rots in peace. (2)
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 12 - 2 = 10.
Jukebox: Pokemon Pinball - Diglett Bonus Stage
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch didn't enter the ACME Shop.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes peacefully rots away. (2)
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh is alive! ALIIIIVE!
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 6 - 1 = 5.
***The bear is on the loose!***
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman killed Necromancer #KennyMcCormick.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick's Drain Soul stole a part of Necromancer #KennyMcCormick's soul. Necromancer #KennyMcCormick gained 1 Soul Power.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 8.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski transferred 1 Rupee to Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman at the bank.
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman says: ...:P
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick peacefully rots away. (1)
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rejoined the living!
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 5 - 2 = 3.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch transferred 11 Rupees to Assassin #WendyTestaburger at the bank.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes lives once more!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 7.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh bought a Tome of Magic in the Magic Shop.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh opened up his Tome of Magic. Inside are instructions for 4 spells.
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 3 - 1 = 2.
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman got smacked 9 spaces back by Macho Paladin #StanMarsh's autohammer.
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 6.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 6.
***Everyone has AIDS!***
Everyone Has AIDS!
#KyleBroflovski had a Roll Streak of 2!
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski carelessly threw down his banana peel behind him.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski slipped over his own banana peel and has to skip a - Banana Peel Slip
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski knew the answer and won a Banana.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski ate his banana and ran 2 spaces forward.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski carelessly threw down his banana peel behind him.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rots in peace. (2)
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 7 + 2 = 9.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger drank aphrodisiac and lost one speed.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 10 - 2 = 8.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch bounced 4 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch bounced 3 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch had sex with The World's Ugliest Dog in the Dark Room. Sick!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 7.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes found 5 Rupees.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes stood at a crossroads.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes bought a Tome of Magic in the Magic Shop.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes got chased out the Magic Shop by the witch.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes released her cow backward.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh rolled 10.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh died.
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh died and lost all diseases (AIDS).
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman says: people with butts for heads
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman says: you're welcome
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh says: that wasn't the world's funniest joke
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 10 - 1 = 9.
Dark Blade Of Fire stole Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman's Tome of Magic.
Moobeard
#KyleBroflovski has to skip a turn.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick is back alive!
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 5 + 1 = 6.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger stood at a crossroads.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger impressed a hooker and went forward 16 spaces!
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 6 - 2 = 4.
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch put a gun in his inventory.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 11.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes's cow ran over Macho Paladin #StanMarsh, who has to skip a turn.
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch caught a Cow with his Pocket Ball!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes bought a coffee at Starbucks.
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes drank her Coffee and gained Caffeine Rush!
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh peacefully rots away. (1)
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman rolled 11 - 1 = 10.
Jukebox: Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman ran into a bear...
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman says: fuck yea
...hurls a huge pyroblast at the bear...
PETA is after Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski rolled 9.
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman says: peta can kiss my ass
The tough, bald man in the Pawn Shop sold his Potion to Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick rolled 11 + 1 = 12.
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski is gonna drink his potion.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick used the time machine...
...and ended up in the Future.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick met Chewbacca.
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick bounced 2 spaces forward on his pogo-stick.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger rolled 6 + 1 = 7.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger failed to assassinate anyone. No targets in range.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger starts to sprint.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger transferred 12 Rupees to Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch at the bank.
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch rolled 8 - 2 = 6.
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch found 4 Rupees.
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch stood at a crossroads.
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch joined the cowboys! Yeehaw!
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch entered the cowboy town.
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch entered the saloon.
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch had sex with Hugh Jackman in the Dark Room. Mucho Macho!
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes rolled 7.
#Someone has joined the game !
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman says: WTF
#Someone says: Hey, I'm from the future. Stop playing or your brains'll rot.
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman: …uh
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick: …..kay, but who wins?
#Someone says: Uh, Kyle. Now get off.
Assassin #WendyTestaburger has left the game !
Sick Macho Merchant #ButtersStotch has left the game!
Necromancer #KennyMcCormick has left the game !
Sick Saboteur #CakeVibes has left the game !
Macho Paladin #StanMarsh has left the game !
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman: Booyah. Meet at my place, babe?
#Someone has left the game !
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski: ….Sure.
Macho Sorcerer #EricCartman has left the game !
Sick Priest #KyleBroflovski has left the game !