The Quest for the Golden Jawbreaker
By: Brandon "Turbine" McGrody
Part I: Scared Stiff Ed
"Hiccup!" Ed ran around. "Hiccup! Huh, huh, huh. Hiccup!" Eddy paced. "SHUTUP, LUMOX!!!" Ed stared. "Hiccup! Gravy!" Ed said, jumping happily. "Grrrrrrr. I'll get you!" Eddy stared chasing Ed. Double D arrived. "Gentlemen, please!" The two ran past him, spinning him. "Woahhhhh! STOP, please." Screech! The two halted. "Phew." Double D motioned. "Let's get down to business, shall we, gentlemen?" Eddy started singing "Let's get down to business, I don't got no time to play around, what is this. Must-" Edd interrupted him "Eddy, for shame! Eminem has too much bad language in his music for you to be even thinking about singing his songs." "Whaaaat! It's good music, o.k. You might like Mozart Van Baataven, or whoever, but rap rocks. And hip-hop." "Humph." Ed finally did something else in this story. He started singing "I love rock n' roll, huh, huh, huh!" He continued humming. "Blech! Classic rock! Ewww! Contamination!" Eddy covered his ears. "He, he, he." Edd laughed. "Let's just start the planning, shall we." Edd went over to his stuff. "Buttered toast." Ed waddled a long, hitting Eddy. Eddy fell. "Wait up. that's my waffle." Eddy caught up with reality. "What's today's scam, Double-" The trio froze. "Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kankers!!!!!!!!!!!" "Hi ya boys." A mysterious voice popped from the backgrounds of the Peach Creek culdesac. "Yes. Hello, Eds." Ed almost fainted "EVIL TIM!!!"
What are the Kankers doing in the culdesac? What was the Eds' latest scam, anyways? And what did Ed mean by Evil Tim? Is that comic book curse for real? Will I have room for the answers in one chapter? Will I make up something about what's under Double D's hat? Why'd I call this story quest for the golden jawbreaker? And will I ever stop writing questions? Yes. Well, anyways, all this and more in part 2: The Ed and the Beast(s).
By: Brandon "Turbine" McGrody
Part I: Scared Stiff Ed
"Hiccup!" Ed ran around. "Hiccup! Huh, huh, huh. Hiccup!" Eddy paced. "SHUTUP, LUMOX!!!" Ed stared. "Hiccup! Gravy!" Ed said, jumping happily. "Grrrrrrr. I'll get you!" Eddy stared chasing Ed. Double D arrived. "Gentlemen, please!" The two ran past him, spinning him. "Woahhhhh! STOP, please." Screech! The two halted. "Phew." Double D motioned. "Let's get down to business, shall we, gentlemen?" Eddy started singing "Let's get down to business, I don't got no time to play around, what is this. Must-" Edd interrupted him "Eddy, for shame! Eminem has too much bad language in his music for you to be even thinking about singing his songs." "Whaaaat! It's good music, o.k. You might like Mozart Van Baataven, or whoever, but rap rocks. And hip-hop." "Humph." Ed finally did something else in this story. He started singing "I love rock n' roll, huh, huh, huh!" He continued humming. "Blech! Classic rock! Ewww! Contamination!" Eddy covered his ears. "He, he, he." Edd laughed. "Let's just start the planning, shall we." Edd went over to his stuff. "Buttered toast." Ed waddled a long, hitting Eddy. Eddy fell. "Wait up. that's my waffle." Eddy caught up with reality. "What's today's scam, Double-" The trio froze. "Aaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kankers!!!!!!!!!!!" "Hi ya boys." A mysterious voice popped from the backgrounds of the Peach Creek culdesac. "Yes. Hello, Eds." Ed almost fainted "EVIL TIM!!!"
What are the Kankers doing in the culdesac? What was the Eds' latest scam, anyways? And what did Ed mean by Evil Tim? Is that comic book curse for real? Will I have room for the answers in one chapter? Will I make up something about what's under Double D's hat? Why'd I call this story quest for the golden jawbreaker? And will I ever stop writing questions? Yes. Well, anyways, all this and more in part 2: The Ed and the Beast(s).