This was a dare from my sister to her friend. I just changed some things to fit Cindi. She really did the "I HAVE CANCER!!" thing when I told her...
The original dare was to confess her love to some guy, but the friend got it wrong... This is what happened on the second try:
That Korean Drama Rip-off:
C: XANXUS!!!! I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!
X: What?
C: I LOVE YOU!!!!
A: Cindi, make it like a Korean drama!!!
C: 'Kay!!! XANXUS!!! YOU HAVE CANCER!!!
X: WTF??
W: Cindi, the GIRL gets cancer!!
C: Right. XANXUS!! I HAVE CANCER!!! I'VE BEEN SMOKING SINCE I WAS 7 AND TOOK DRUGS AND JOINED GANGS AND WAS UNDER THE INFLUENCE FOR MY WHOLE LIFE!!! THE CRABS GOT ME!!!!
X: YOU HAVE CRABS??!!!
A: She just confessed her undying love to you, and all you hear is "THE CRABS GOT ME!!!"?
*A little English Lesson*
Carcinogen - burned things. It causes cancer. SOMEONE whose name will be not disclosed for it is confidential, ASH, thought that it meant CRABS because she is a gullible fool who blindly believed my sister and my sister's friend Steven!!!!!
On a smaller note, I DO NOT THINK OF CANCER AS A JOKE!! IT'S A SERIOUS MATTER AND I WILL ADDRESS THIS AS SERIOUSLY AS I CAN!!! To anyone with cancer/knows anyone with cancer personally, I do not mean to offend you. Hopefully you won't sue me for everything I own, because I don't own much...
Cindi: WHY IS MY THING SO SHORT!!??
Me: THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SAY UNLESS YOU WANT THE DEATH SCENE AND THE OTHER STUFF FROM BEFORE!!!
Cindi:(hugs very tightly) It doesn't matter, because you know that I love you.
Me: THE LOVE!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!
Cindi:(Hugs tighter)
Me: HELP!!! I'M BEING RAPED!!!
Well, before I possibly die at the hands of Cindi, WAIT FOR MEAGAN THE LITTLE MERMAID!! I PROMISE, IT'S FUNNY!! AND IT MAKES SENSE!!!