Houses vicodinz addiction by Smigmee Smimbles
Disclaimer: I don't own dese charaktahz, but I fukin wish I did.
Pls review my storiz pls
It were 9 am in de morning, when House limped into his office carrying sum cups of coffee. He gives sum 2 Wilson then started taking off all his clothes. House had his special grey flat cap on.
This was his Rape-Hat.
" Urr Wilson I love your sexy body so much—I want 2 sex you up with my rock-hard willy!"
Wilson had tears in his eyes as he turned to house. With tears in his eyes. He turned to house.
" How could u? U know dat Amber dieded up the other day—why you so insensitive? I fuckin h8 u so much you definelty aint getting my vagina waterbed!!"
House turned sombre and slowly removed his rape-hat. This was no time for rape.
" Wilsun..i.."
"Shup House. You don't know my true feeling."
Wilson left House all on his own in the dark. He were still naked though. A dog wandered in and licked his Wilkins.
" Don't stop…oooh yus…."House sed, in loads of pleasure.
L8a on, at da bedside of an sick patient, House, Still noodz, were talking 2 the ill person about if dey lied about taking drugs or some shit like dat.
" Doctor, I swear I never did nothing or nothing cos id never cheat on my girlf I love—URGH U DUTTY BARSTARD!"
House were rubbing his Wilkins all on his bed sheet. Dr Chase came in and looked proper shocked, but den he simply put his hand on da other man Wilkins and began 2 rub it.
6 hours l8a, the man died but house didn't care cos no one even knew his mutherfukin name. Wilson was looking well miserable.
"House im well sorry for getting all angry at u a few hours ago, your my best—URGH YOU FILTHY MARE!"
Greg's willy fell out of his trousers agen—which was weird cus he had on 20 pairs of trahses.
" Wilsun..T'is time……HOOOOOOOOOOOOOUSUH WILLIEEEEZ COMMENCE!!1!"
"OH U FUCKIN BIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!11!!1"
Greg grew ten willies and his rape-hat fell back on2 his heed—all was forgiven an things were back 2 normal!
Much much l8a, House broke in2 Wilson's shithole flat and stealed his vagina waturbed. He strapped it 2 the top of his car and eated all of Wilson foods. Then he raped his freshly baked cakes. And his suit trousers. Then drived off.
Wilson came home a few hours' l8a and was shocked 2 find his entire flat ransacked. He wentid in2 his cupboard and took out Ambuhz dead body.
"At least he didn't rape you, my swee—OH YOU FUKIN KNOBCHEESE HOUSE!1"
LOL NECROPHILIA