In the car the other day, my mom and I got bored, so we rewrote the Twelve days of Christmas. I figured I'd just spread the holiday cheer! Yes, you are expected to sing along!

On the first day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
A cow in the laboratory

On the second day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

On the third day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

On the fourth day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Four bald Observers
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the labratory

On the fifth day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Five giant slugs
Four bald Observers
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

On the sixth day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Six feral children
Five giant slugs
Four bald Observers
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

On the seventh day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Seven teleporters
Six feral children
Five giant slugs
Four bald Observers
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

On the eighth day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Eight spinal suckers
Seven teleporters
Six feral children
Five giant slugs
Four bald Observers
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

On the ninth day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Nine crumbling faces
Eight spinal suckers
Seven teleporters
Six feral children
Five giant slugs
Four bald Observers
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

On the tenth day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Ten exploding heads
Nine crumbling faces
Eight spinal suckers
Seven teleporters
Six feral children
Five giant slugs
Four bald Observers
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

On the eleventh day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Eleven kids in trances
Ten exploding heads
Nine crumbling faces
Eight spinal suckers
Seven teleporters
Six feral children
Five giant slugs
Four bald Observers
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

On the twelfth day of Fringemas, Walter gave to me
Twelve liquid brains
Eleven kids in trances
Ten exploding heads
Nine crumbling faces
Eight spinal suckers
Seven teleporters
Six feral children
Five giant slugs
Four bald Observers
Three root-beer floats
Two federal agents
And a cow in the laboratory

MOO!

This is now my ringtone. Well? Did you sing along? Did'ja? Review, please!