Azumanga Lodoss Brigade

Disclaimer: I do not own Record of Lodoss Wars or Azumanga Daioh or Haruhi Suzumiya

Synopsis: Our favorite gang gets lost out at sea to end up in (of all places) the world of Lodoss thanks to Haruhi Suzumiya . Find what happened to two of our favorite teachers when they wake up.

An AD/ROLW/MOHS crossover. This is my first fanfic. Please help me.

Prologue: Out to Sea

The night sky shown beautifully as the yacht sailed peacefully over the waters off Okinawa Island; on the deck everyone is watching the moon and the stars shining brilliantly over them as they lay back to reminisce. Well, almost everyone. Below decks Miss Yukari Tanizaki and Mrs. Kimura are lying in bed. The English teacher had knocked herself out from drinking too many cans of beer while the sweet and clueless wife felt very tired for some reason and took a nap. Miss Yukari was moaning rather quietly instead of her noisy wails that accompany drunkenness. Perhaps the alcohol wasn't that strong and the Iroimote cat, Maya is sleeping under a berth in the front cabin below. Meanwhile on the deck everyone except Kimura lied down on the starboard side to stare at the night sky. Minamo "Nyamo" Kurusawa ponders on how fast time flies yet some things stay the same: Yukari still being childish; Osaka staring into her own world; Tomo and Yomi having an up and down friendship that continues to remain strong; Kaorin still creeped out by Mr. Kimura; and everyone else remain themselves. This going to be there last summer together and how she would miss the girls when they graduate. She had won an all-expense paid vacation to Okinawa from a Neko koneko promo by shooting an outlandish cosplay video with Yukari about some RPG game where the former is a dark elf and the latter a dark elf. It might have turned might turned out second or third place but Yukari got so drunk and seriously thought she is one forcing Nyamo to run then fight her life and finally restrain her - on video. It won first place and hell of a following in Youtube. She had to give her credit for although she had to borrow to the camera from poor Masaaki Ohyama and upload the video to the Internet, it was Yukari's idea, blackmail (she threatened to report Ohyama to the principal's office for bringing some hentai mags), and her drunken acting that won them this trip. They invited him to go on the trip for all the trouble he went through but he was too frightened to go. The invitation, however, is taken over by Kimura who has a skill that none of them had: boating. It turned out that the vacation package included a yacht trip. Miss Kurusawa initially turned him down but Yukari insisted they bring him along reasoning that, at least, don't have to hire a boatman. She finally did and now he is at the helm of the yacht. He had some boating experience before and he and his wife went to sea during their honeymoon. She looked at Kaorin and let out a sigh of relief that she was oblivious to the Classical Japanese teacher's presence. This calm evening might have been spoiled had she freaked out at the sight of him staring at her. It might as well be.

The SOS brigade is living out Haruhi Suzumiya's idea of summer vacation:camping out in the woods and making an amateur documentary of the Iriomote Cat and its behavior in the wild. Kyon is relieved this activity is relatively normal - only relatively. Making a 'documentary' of a wild cat in the middle of a jungle, not to mention she accepted it for the want of anything better. She's not satisfied Googling it or touring the exhibit. She wants to video it in its own backyard. Kyon wondered if what they are doing is legal because the Iriomote Cat is endangered and they might get in trouble if they do this the wrong way. Worse still they are near the mouth of the Nakama River, a part of the Iriomote-Ishigaki National Park. He tried to talk Haruhi out of this but she insisted and the plan pushed through. Mikuru hopes that nothing bad happens to them. For Kyon that meant park personnel who could catch them on the spot. He now follows her orders as always, trudging through the mud, wading through the water and the underbush looking for it and trying to record its behavior in the wild via digicam. Kyon sighed as he sat hidden behind some bushes, steadied the camera to cat he had been following for an hour and a half, careful not to disturb it as much as possible. It move gracefully along the water then it stopped and started to recoil its body. 'What's this? Did it spotted me!' Kyon thought, alarmed that the cat might have sensed him and is ready to runaway. But he continued filming it anyway, not minding the humidity and insects, his only other real concern are park personnel and some wayward tourist. The cat moved quietly with all fours spread out on the ground. It had spotted its prey. Kyon focused the camera careful not to lose sight of it. The cat moved quietly to its prey: a large frog. Very quietly it move behind it, the sounds of its paws scraping the ground masked by other sounds of the jungle and that of the lapping water. All of a sudden it shot itself forward at the frog paws drawn forward. The frog tried to hop but it was too late. The predator's paws pin downed the hapless frog to ground and the victorious wild cat grabbed it with its mouth claiming its prize. It scampered to the nearest tree to eat its catch in solitude. Kyon is outwardly calm but inside he couldn't deny that had caught a wild cat hunt on video. The others were less lucky. Mikuru got freaked out by a centipede crawling on her legs, scaring the wild cat she tried so hard to film and she nearly comprised her-and their-position. Yuki followed one until it got killed by a passing car as tried to cross the road. All too graphic. Itsuki chanced upon a wildcat giving birth. Too close for comfort and he didn't even flinch. Haruhi herself stayed at the camp waiting for them and she even evaluated their performance. It was a selfish but necessary move. Someone might have spotted their camp and wonder what's going on and she could come with the explanation that they are camping at the wrong place. Then she would let out a codeword in their cellphones telling they have been spotted and they have to get out of here. His video might make Haruhi happy and maybe their ticket out of here. Kyon let out a small smile as he get up to return to camp.

Osaka stared at the night sky. She turned to Chiyo with eyes wide open and said slowly,"Chiyo, do you think aliens exist?"

Chiyo looked at Osaka and answered in her cheery helium voice," Osaka, there is no evidence so far that proved aliens exist."

Tomo impulsively cut in," Aliens DO EXIST, Osaka! The US government is covering it up. Do you know why they built a base here on Okinawa Island? It's 'cause they discovered aliens here and they are doing them for secret research. And don't listen to Chiyo because she's been braiwashed the by government or she's a spy or worse..."

She bent over and crouched towards Osaka. She then cup her ears ready to whisper something. Osaka's still smiling but her eyes widened in anticipation.

"She's an alien herself." Tomo finally whispered. Osaka then slowly turned to Chiyo. She thought she saw her pigtails wiggle and her eyes turn completely black. And get wider and wider.

"Chiyo, are you an alien? We promise not to hurt you or tell anyone even the US government." Osaka quietly said. Her weirdo head has shifted gears to maximum overdrive. Yomi let out a sigh of exasperation. She is taking this too far, She thought. She's not gonna let Tomo ruin this experience.

"Osaka, there are no such things as aliens and please don't listen to whatever Tomo says." Yomi said as she stood up. She adjusted her glasses and walk towards the cooler on the foredeck. She opened it and rummaged through its contents. She picked up a can of milk tea. She she pulled the tab and drank it contentedly. She the finished can inside a waste basket.

"Oh Yomi, don't be such a killjoy. We're just having some fun. And oh, I didn't know you were thirsty. I thought you were going for the snack pack." Tomo mused pointing to large picnic basket. Yomi's face got red. She grabbed Tomo by the shirt. She is really pissed now.

"You take that back!" Yomi shouted.

"But it's true. You didn't pick up a snack. And aliens are real just like the fat in your butt." Replied Tomo smiling mischievously as she savored the moment.

"What! Why you-" But before an enraged Yomi could finish her heel slipped on a wet melon bread wrapper, letting go of Tomo. She suddenly swung her arms widly trying keep balance but she fell on Tomo over the railing and they splashed into sea. Nyamo instinctively got up from the stern moved nimbly to the port side to pick them up. Yomi darted out of the water gasping for air. She treaded water and check if glasses are still hung around her neck. She let out a sigh of relief but the next thing she saw made her scream. Tomo is floating prone on the water. She swam to her and shouted her name. But the moment she touch her Tomo's arms flapped back to life, startling Yomi. She laughed as she stabilized herself on the water.

"Gotcha, Yomi! Boy you should have really seen the look on your face!" shouted Tomo as she laughed like a maniac. The shrill sound of Miss Kurosawa's whistle snapped everyone back to reality. Yomi and Tomo swam to side of the boat as the rest of the girls help them out of the water. Kimura stood up from the cockpit and pick something from his bag. The two were dripping wet as they climb back in.

"Tomo, what you did was not funny!" scolded Nyamo, "We were really worried!"

"Sorry, Kurosawa-sensei. It was just a joke." said Tomo. She then took off her wet T-shirt, showing off the top of her swimsuit.

"Don't 'sorry' me, young lady! I want the two of you below decks and put on warm dry clothes!"

"Yeah! Kurosawa-sensei is throwing us down the bri-" Some flashes of light cut Tomo short. Everyone turned their eyes to the cockpit, the source of the flashes. Kimura is standing up aiming a camera at them. It's my chance, thought the teacher/helmsman. He really wanted to take pictures of them when their wet. The first time he tried to take pictures of them was when they were in the beach yesterday but he ate a bad sashimi which gave him diarrhea and sent him to the clinic. He really cried because the chance see and take pictures of the girls in their swimsuits (especially Kaorin and Sakaki) or at least when they're wet is ruined. Now it is his chance and his took a few more clicks with his camera. He never seen Tomo and Yomi more beautiful than when they're wet.

The girls were just shocked. Tomo hastily covered chest with her arms. And an angry Nyamo rushed at Kimura. She blocked the lens with her hand. She grabbed the camera from Kimura. He could only stutter. She shouted, "What the heck is this! A wet t-shirt contest!"

She looked at the camera. It was an old-fashioned film camera, not one of the brand new digital cams in the market. She opened the back and was suprised. Kimura let out gasp of shock. There was no film inside it! Nyamo is perplexed. He apparently forgot to put the film. She slowly gave back the camera to a gaping mouthed Kimura.

"What! I thought I put the film inside! This can't be happening!" said Kimura as he frantically inspected the empty camera. He could not believe it. He thought his chance had come only to be dashed the ground.

Kimura let a shout, "NNNOOOOOOO!" His voice echoed into the night sky like something out of a movie. Everyone was just weirdoed by his antics. One by one, the girls, realizing just how tired they are just, went below decks bringing their stuff and then Nyamo followed suit. She held the hatch open.

"Mr. Kimura, do you want to get in?" Nyamo asked.

"I'll be with you shortly." he replied. Nyamo came down the hatch and closed it. Kimura then faced the night sky for what seemed like forever. He slowly moved to the hatch, opened it and finally got below decks.

End of the Prologue. Hope to make new chapters.