Raisy Didley was all about that hoop life. No one was more hooper than her. She ran hard in da paint every single day. She dunked from 1,000 feet away. She dunked all her free throws. Even Lil B couldn't handle how hard she balled. She made the based god cry during their 1 V 1. No one could beat her. Or could they? Enter Aiomine. The generation of miracles. The hoopest of the hoopiest. He also ran hard in da paint every single day and dunked all the time and made the based god cry. He also thought he had no equal. Until he met Raisy Didley on that fateful winters eve. Raisy was busy on the court destroying Michael Jordan and Shaq when Aiomine walked onto the court. He had searched for years to find one who could be his equal. And he may have finally found her.

"So you're the faker who says they're the best at hoop?" Asked Aiomine to Raisy.

"I am about that hoop life so much you don't even know, bro." Said Raisy Didley. "Hoop Life is the only mixtape I even own."

Aiomine was taken aback by the sheer hoopness of that statement. He couldn't even comprehend how that could be the only mixtape one could own. How could one ignore red flame, Lil B's greatest mixtape of all time? How could one be so dedicated to that hoop life? But Aiomine held up appearances.

"Raisy, I challenge you to a one on one game of hoops."

"Psh." replied Raisy. "that's so lame. How about we make this more interesting? A one on one game. ON THE STREETS."

All sorts of fear swept through Aiomine. Street ball was a dangerous game. A car could go by at anytime. And what if one failed to yell "car" and the driver was mildly annoyed when they had to wait for Aiomine to move? There was a good reason it was a federal crime then in the year 20XX. But Aiomine had been searching so long for his equal he knew he had to take the chance.

"Sure, faker." Aiomine replied eventually. "One V. One street match."

One week later the day finally came. Raisy and Aiomine met outside Aiomine's moms house to play street ball. Raisy was so pumped she was already dunking everything in sight. Finally the game began. Raisy had the ball and she jumped really hard from where she was standing and dunked the ball. Then it was Aomine's turn and he did the same. This continued for about an hour until the game was tied, 1,000,000 to 1,000,000. Raisy was slightly tired and knew she had to end it fast so she threw the ball at Aiomine's head so hard he died. Raisy truly was the hoopest person there was.

The end.