Gundam Wing Myths

INSPIRED BY GUNDAM WING

A/N: I put prologue and Chapter one together, just to be neat.

Warnings: AU, Duo braid slaying, not much. Originally written for CW, but may turn into something good. Prologue is rushed, wrote that in an hour. I KNOW any self-respecting fan can figure out who's who, because the names are changed. For reference reasons:

Houyi: Heero

Dauhi: Duo

Kaube: Quatre

Weifu: Wufei

Summary of Prologue: How Houyi got stuck with…um, how Houyi met Dauhi and Weifu.

Summary of Chapter 1: What if the GW boys were gods?

Thank yous:

Mrs. A: Thanks so much for letting me work on my fic during class!

Starkiss: Thanks for the encouragement and putting me in bishi hunting fic.

Yami-noYugi: =D thanks for the help with the first chappie!

GW Myths Prologue

Before time began, there were no gods, until the 'Higher Power' decided to shove a god at earth (When it was a rock). This god, christened Houyi, wanted to 'inspect' the planet he was given. He was without form floating in a lava infested Earth. He thought it was okay, just a little on the hot side. But, Houyi heard a strange sound. It was coming from above him. He focused his visual senses above him, and saw an asteroid. It landed on him. He wasn't worried about being injured. But, something was niggling him. It was like he was missing something.

Hey, Dude, Whatcha doin?

WHAT? Houyi screeched.

I'm Dauhi!

WHAT?

DAUHI! D-A-U-H-I!

I suggest you ignore him. Another voice?

WHAT?

Weifu is my name.

Oh coolies! It'll be like a party!

WHAT?

And so the gods of earth, fire and water were created. However, they did not live in harmony. Darn!

~*~

Chapter 1

Before the earth was even created, there lived 3 gods. Houyi, Dauhi and Weifu. These 3 gods ruled 3 different domains.

Houyi rules earth. He is the head honcho of the other gods, and controls most everything. He was also the one to suggest making a planet of their own to rule, with sentient beings living on the planet. Houyi is a brash, arrogant god who doesn't take 'No' for an answer, and is easily provoked. In his human form, he has messy brown hair and blue eyes.

Dauhi rules water. He is a carefree god, only meddling in the Planet Project when he feels like it. Which is almost never, but Houyi threatens to chop off his human-form braid. When asked why his human form has a meter long braid Dauhi replies 'Why not?' as his playful amethyst eyes sparkle.

Weifu rules fire, A much too serious fellow, who is second in command in the planet project. He walks funny, and yells at anything that gets him mad. He's quite an odd fellow. He has short, raven black hair and dark eyes.

The planet project was doing quite nicely. Weifu had created a star from his powers, so that the planet would be warm. Houyi created the planet with his powers. Dauhi did diddlysquat, until Houyi threatened him and he made seas and rivers on the planet. However, they were having some… problems.

"Why do the humans keep dying?" Houyi griped, eyes fixated on his huge crystal ball. It was showing his humans twitching on the ground.

" I have no clue." Dauhi sighed from his chair, watching the humans die slowly.

"I'm thinking we are accidentally depriving them of something." Weifu states, hand on his chin analyzing the crystal ball.

"Maybe they're hungry!" Dauhi jokes, waiting for the laugh from the other gods. Houyi smacks him upside the head and Weifu rolls his eyes.

"They can't be hungry, because there's animals on the planet. They have the tools to kill them too, its not like they're unharmed or stupid. Houyi made sure of that." Weifu groans in his hands.

"Oh come on!" Dauhi exasperated. "We don't have a deadline here! We can take a break." Houyi glares at Dauhi.

"Maybe we are missing something, some necessity that humans need to survive?" Weifu questions.

"OK, MMAAYYYBBBEEEE," Dauhi drawls, after sitting upside down in his chair," YOU," He admonishes Houyi "Need to give up and stop this stupid pet project of yours!" Dauhi crossed his arms defiantly and pouted. Houyi was sick and tired of Dauhi's ignorance. He calmly walked to his desk, pulled out a short knife, and cut Dauhi's braid clean off at the nape of the neck.

"WHAT THE HELL?" He promptly fell out of the chair, hitting his head on a part of the crystal ball's base. Weifu was laughing hysterically.

"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Dauhi shrieked from his place on the floor.

"Yes it is, and it serves you right." Houyi smirked. His smirk was wiped off his face in a hurry when he looked down and saw the cut braid. It was wiggling. Very carefully, Dauhi and Weifu followed Houyi's line of sight to see the writhing braid split open, revealing a baby.

"Now look what you did!" Houyi and Weifu screamed at Dauhi.

~*~

"'Now look what you did,' They said," He blew a raspberry, "Ya'know, it really wasn't my fault! Houyi cut the braid, Weifu watched, honestly, it wasn't my fault!" Dauhi whined for about the millionth time, at least, according to Kaube, the Child of the Braid, or better known as the Air God.

"Look, Dad, I'm not saying its your fault," He droned on for what had to be the millionth time, "In fact, I like being alive!"

"Kaube, give up already," Weifu exasperated, "Dauhi will always complain about that, just stop listening to him like we do!" he went back to gazing into the crystal ball.

"But that's mean to ignore someone!" Kaube protested.

"YEAH!" Dauhi joined in.

"Shut up." Houyi shot and continued to glare into his crystal ball. Because Kaube couldn't use his yet powers, he was stuck perfecting his planet, organizing out the landmasses. Weifu, with jack crap to do, decided to make more stars, filling the planets night sky with stars.

Oh, what you can accomplish when you're bored out of your skull.

So it was 16 millennia anniversary since the 'Braid Murder'. Supposedly, at the moment when Kaube turns 16 millennia, he could use his powers to give humans what they needed that the other gods could not.

Air.

So they were patiently waiting, not sure what would happen when Kaube would get his powers. A big flash of light? Nope, nothing happened. Kaube gave air to the humans. Dauhi complained a lot. Houyi glared a lot. Weifu became obsessed with star making that he made billions of stars. He's a really boring guy. Kaube was nice to everything he met. Cockroaches, humans, a can of CheezeWhiz, you name it, he loved it. The Planet kept spinning, as it will and always does.

A/N: Does the last paragraph sound like Quatre bashing to you? I dunno. I have started writing a second chappie, and I work on it during 1st hour, so this has to be R and below (Read: NO YAOI). Now, please review, I will take constructive flames, critiques, suggestions, Ah hell, anything would be cool!

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