"Hogwarts school for the insane and mentally unstable"

disclaimer: i usually forget to put this on, but i think it's obvious that if i was J.K.Rowling i wouldn't be in living in a small town in the middle of nowhere.

"Hogwarts school for the insane and mentally unstable"

There was silence across the hall as they saw Harry Potter cross his way to the front of the hall from the Gryffindor table, he was wearing tight black slacks and a white button-up silk shirt, when he came to a halt in front of everyone there he cleared his throat.

"Hello, everyone today I would be doing something that will probably get me killed"

The people around the hall gasped thinking he was about to do something stupid and heroic concerning Lord what's his name.

"I will be proving 'Hogwarts a history' Wrong" he finished with a dramatic pause to the shocked silence of the entire hall.

Than there was a nasty shriek followed by a thump from the Gryffindor table,

When the students and professors turned to the noise they all say one Ron Weasley thumping his head on the dinner table and in the quietness of the hall was heard muttering

"Why…thump…is my… thump… best friend…thumps… a raving lunatic"

Next to him sat a red-faced Hermione Granger that after taking one concerned and oddly sympathetic look at her red-head boyfriend shrieked inhumanly at the boy-who-being-hit-with-a killing curse-only-made-more-insane.

"Harry James Potter how many times must I tell you, you can not prove Hogwarts a history wrong, that book is the source of everything that is good and pure in this world!"

Several people cowered from the bushy haired girl who had a nasty resemblance to a banshee at the moment.

Harry Potter in all of his Gryffindor stupidity only looked calmly to the eyes of danger "as I said my actions will probably prove to be the death of me but is there any better way to go?" He asked with a dark chuckle.

"now before I go I would like to try something I have been wanting to do for the past few years yet never had a chance" he than cackled evilly in a way reminiscent of his arch-enemy, with a deep bow and a kiss blown to Hermione and a muttered "bye mate" to the tall red-head sitting next to the irate and speechless girl (a sight the potter heir chuckled to and made a mental note to buy a pensive if he ever managed to get out of this alive)

There was a sharp crack and the insane-boy0who-lived disappeared.

A shocked minute later there was a shrieking "NOOO" from the resident Gryffindor bookworm.

And a madly twinkling Dumbledore looked at them all with a kind smile and asked "would anyone like a lemon drop?"

Ant that would be the day that Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry officially became a mental asylum.

To this day it is not known what happened to Harry Potter, though the next day it became known that Voldemort died from a broken artery.

It is also a known fact that Hermione Granger till this day shrikes 'YOU LIE' every time she sees a book larger than 1000 pages which is incidentally the number of pages in 'Hogwarts a history'.

THE END, till the next time in Hogwarts a school for the insane and mentally unstable.

A/N- it was supposed to be funny, but i guess humour isn't my Strong suit. oh well.

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