Auhtor's notes: Fagott is another name for a bassoon

One day hazkui was walking to band room and then she got real mad.

"AWWWWW YEAH I'LL BREAK IT"

Hazuki ran to the band room and took out a fagott from the cabinet and pulled off the head of it.

"I just hate fagotts so much. I hate seeing them in their stupid pride parades and I am sick of seeing them. Nobody should be aloud to marry a fagott. Fagotts have the highest rates of disease and depression among all instruments and god hates fagotts."

She then threw the fagott aganest the wall and it broke.

"REEEEEEEEEEEE"

From that day onwards hazuki made it her mission to destory all fagotts.

YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE

LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE

CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE

LATE NIGHT WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE

AND I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING

I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING

THAT CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING