Hello, peasants. I am Rachel Alucard of the BlazBlue world and luckily for your feeble minds, I will be the one telling the tale of Ragna's greatest adventure yet. Now sit back and-

Vegeta: Wait! Why is this spoiled little brat telling the story?! I'm the Prince of all Saiyens, I should be telling it!

Rachel: Spoiled? Little Brat? ?

Vegeta: Hahahahahaha! Aww. Is the little brat gonna cry? That right! Run to mommy you lowlife hu- hey, wait. W-what are you doing with that Anal Probe?! No! No! Stay away! DON'T COME ANY CLOSER! AAAAAHHHHH!?

Rachel: ... discipline, at it's finest.

Vegeta: AAAAHHHH! You little witch! When I get this thing out, I'll kill you along with your stupid planet!

Rachel: What is that? You would like some rusty nails and glass sprinkles glued on as well. Very well. Now, hold still.

Vegeta: No! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rachel: Ladies and Gentlemen, enjoy the show.

Nago & Gii: Princess, you're too sadistic...

(set after the Thousand Year Blood War)

There was blue all around. Nothing but blue light surrounding every inch of space. The light was warm, yet cold. Bright, yet dark. Harmless, yet harmful. This light was everything the world was, and it is called...The Azure.

A man was floating aimlessly in this strange space by himself, curled up and almost not even breathing. He had white hair and was wearing a red coat with a black shirt and pants. The man started to open his eyes slowly to let them adjust to the light and looked around his surroundings. Nothing but empty blue everywhere, and he was in the middle of it. The man then saw a flash of green light appear right in front of him. He shielded his eyes to protect himself from going blind and soon enough, the light died down.

The man opened his eyes again to see a gigantic creature floating in front of him. It was huge! REALLY huge. It then started to speak.

"I am Shenron. Why are you here, human" It spoke.

The man just stared in awe at the beast, unable to say anything. He finally got the balls to talk and took a deep breath.

"Uh, I should be asking you that, big guy! Oh, also, where are we?" The man responded.

The creature brought its head down to the man and stared at him with its deep red eyes.

"This space is know as the Boundary. It is where I reside until someone summons me with the seven-"

The man's eyes shoot open and he sits up while trying to catch his breath. He looked at his surroundings and noticed that he was in a hospital bed with bandages around his right arm and eye, yet none on his left. He shook his head and tried to remember what happened to him. All he remembers is that he said goodbye to two people who were very precious to him. His little brother, and a good friend.

"Where the hell am I?"

"You're at my clinic."

He looked to his right and saw a man in a white coat with wild chestnut hair and a clip board. He walked over and sat in a chair next to the wounded man.

"I found you unconscious by the road so brought you into my clinic. Me and my wife were able to patch up your injuries so you should be ok in a few days, but..."

The doctor looked at the man's right arm.

"There was something...strange about your arm." He finished.

The doctor shook his head and continued.

"Sorry, I didn't introduce myself. I'm Dr. Kurosaki. What's your name?" He asked.

"My name? I'm..."

His head was still foggy so he needed a little time to remember. Finally, it came to him.

"Ragna"

"Uh... Just "Ragna?" Like Drake? Rihanna?" The doctor joked.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. It's not much but it's all I got for a name. Also, sorry about causing any trouble Dr. Kurosaki." Ragna apologized.

The Doctor shook his head and smiled.

"Hey, you didn't cause any trouble at all and you can call me Ichigo. So... why were you injured on the side of the road like that? Did something happen?" Ichigo asked.

Ragna couldn't find an answer to that question. He remembers being in the Boundary and seeing that monster by that was it. Though, he didn't tell Ichigo about that because he would probably think that Ragna was on some weird drugs, so he just answered with "I don't know."

"Well, doesn't matter. You can stay here for as long as you want, Ragna. We got plenty of space and I'm sure we can make du-"

"Hey, Ichigo. I see he's up." A voice came from behind the two.

It was a woman with long light chestnut hair and a star shaped hair pin.

"Oh, Orihime. Sorry Ragna. This is Orihime. She's my wife and nurse." Ichigo introduced.

"Hello sir."

"Hi"

"So what's up, honey?" Ichigo asked his wife.

"Oh yeah, dinner's ready. I just finished making a salty, maple syrup and peanut butter green salad with wasabi mustard and on the side are jam glazed carrots with sweet and sour dipping sauce with just a tiny bit of cumin." Orihime replied.

Ragna and Ichigo's faces went green.

"Uhh. Great honey..." Ichigo lied

'Oh jeez. I bet even Tao wouldn't eat that.' Ragna thought.

A few hours after the deadly dinner, Ichigo and Orihime were in bed together, asleep. This gave Ragna the chance to sneak out. He was grateful to the Kurosaki family for helping him but he couldn't stick around forever. He grabbed his red coat and snuck out the back door. He looked back at the clinic and bowed his head in respect and gratitude as he walked of into the night.

As he made it to the corner of the street, he saw something unbelievable. Ichigo was standing right in the middle of the road with his arms crossed. How did he get there so fast?! When did he wake up?! And what was he wearing? He was wearing a black kimono and he had a giant sword on his back.

"The hell?! How did?!" Ragna stuttered.

"So you can see me? I knew there was something strange about you the moment I saw you." Ichigo said seriously.

Ragna got confused by what Ichigo said.

'I can see him? What the hell's he talking about? How can I NOT see him, he's right in front of me, and why's he dressed like that with a big ass sword? Is he not a normal human or something?' The man in red thought.

Ichigo stared straight into Ragna's eyes.

"I'll ask you again. Who are you? Where did you come from?" Ichigo questioned.

Ragna lowered his head and grunted. He rose up and looked at Ichigo.

"I told you, I don't know what your talking about. Anyway, thanks for the help, but I have to go." Ragna said.

"Is this about Saya?" Ichigo asked.

Ragna's eyes widened.

"You mumbled that name while you were unconscious. Who is she?" He asked again.

The Grim Reaper started walking.

"She's none of your damn business, that's who." He said coldly.

Ragna walked passed Ichigo, but the orange haired man grabbed his right arm and felt something. Something... powerful.

'What the?! This Spiritual Pressure! It's huge!' Ichigo mentality shouted.

Ragna tugged his bandaged arm.

"Let go!"

Ichigo looked at Ragna with a questioning expression on his face.

"Answer me! Who are you, damnit?!" Ichigo raised his voice.

"Who I am is none of you-"

"He's the Grim Reaper."

A voice spoke. Ragna and Ichigo looked at the building on the right and saw someone standing on the roof.

"He's the enemy of all. The Destroyer. The one man rebellion. The Black Beast. Ragna the Bloodedge, a true monster at heart." It spoke

Ragna stepped back from shock. Who was that person? How did he know who he was?

"How do you know me? Who the fuck are you?!" Ragna shouted.

The figure chuckled.

"I am your new master, Black Beast.

Lord Frieza"

Next time...

Ragna and Ichigo are forced to take on the tyrant Frieza and try to escape with their lives. But without a weapon, how is Ragna supposed to protect himself?