Once upon a time, there was a little troll named Nepeta. She was friends with a grumpy troll named Karkat. They decided to visit their friend Eridan because he was feeling forevver alone. Tavros went along for the ride because because Gamzee wasn't there to fuck his hott butt. A random human who was super into Homestuck ran up and was like "OHEMGEE, AREN'T YOU THE TROLLS?" and they were like "Yeah." So Eridan filled her bucket. Then Terezi ran up and started licking Karkat's cheek, so John started crying about how he was not a homosexual. Then Hatsune Miku came and sang them a super kawaii desu song and they all had fun at her concert. Then Gamzee started crying because he was out of Faygo miracles. Then Aradia and Nepeta started making out. Gamzee started to get super upset, so he ripped Tavros' head off. Then a random fantroll came up and started crying over Tavros' death. Then Aradia and Nepeta started chillin' like villans like they're cool like that. Equius and Vriska decided to come chill with Aradia too, so they all started chillin'. Then the random fantroll came back all happy and kawaii desu. But then she started crying again because she was thinking of Tavros. So to cheer herself up, she started chillin' with that one human from earlier. That human then proceeded to "brohoof" her younger brother because he likes those kawaii desu ponies too. And then came a little dwarf bear named Toppy and he was super cute and badass, along with his friends Kyrie and Morte. Then that random fantroll turned into a human for no good reason whatsoever. Eridan started getting sad because he missed his old friend Feferi who left him for a bipolar asshole. But then that bipolar asshole, named Sollux, came back and was sad because he really loved Aradia but she was Nepeta's whore. Then Karkat left to go be anti-social in the corner. Then Sailor Moon came and saved the day. The human from before was on her laptop but got sad and threw it while screaming "WHY WON'T ANYONE RP WITH ME?". So the rest of the trolls got together to be super kawaii desu in celebration of the day being saved. But Equius decided to start yelling about how strong he is, and then get sad with Aradia because Christmas wouldn't hurry up and get here. So Eridan put on a sweater and a Santa hat to get in the mood. And then Christmas finally came. The end.
Except it would be, if only the greatest Brit alive hadn't walked up at that moment. He unleashed his awesome upon all of Alternia, wiping out all life as they knew it. Since he was alone, he just threw a great rave party at a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell and invited his two best bros, Aidan and April. So they raved and ate taco pizzas and lived happily ever after. The REAL end.