Author's Notes: This is my personal little version of "The Phantom of the Notepad" only in Twilight!
As you know, one of Bella's main problems with being a vampire is that she leaves behind the life she had as a human. What if she sent chain emails to her school friends in order to mantain some form of comunication?
1: Bella
2: Edward
3: Renesmee
4: Jacob
5: Alice
6: Jasper
7: Rosalie
8: Emmett
9: Esme
10: Carlisle
11: Angela
12: Eric
13: Jessica
14: Mike
15: Lauren
16: Tyler
17: Susan
18: Charlie
19: Renee
20: Paul
Give my regards to XXCourtney HaleXX for the inspiration of my story!
1: Angela?
11: Bella! How did you remember my email?
2: She dug it out of the garbage...
1: Oh, Edward, shut up! I had it in my contacts.
11: Cool! Hey Edward! Where have you two been?
4: Let's just say they had something to... sink her teethe into
3: Lol
11: Wait, who are you two?
4: I'm Jacob, and this is Venessa.
3: Please, call me Nessie.
1: Please, shoot me now.
2: Please, stop saying please.
1: Yeah, that is getting annoying. Do you have Jessica's email?
11: No. I'll ask Eric. Brb
( Angela signed off)
2: Great, Bella, now Eric AND Jessica will crowd this room!
1: What harm could two more people do?
12: Bella! Edward!
1: Hey, Eric.
2: Hello.
4: Fine, don't say hi to us...
3: Yeah, we don't care.
12: Umm... hi?
11: That's Nessie and Jacob.
12: Who?
3: I feel so loved.
4: I love you!
3: I love you more!
15: Excuse me while I vomit!
2: Who is that?
11: Lauren.
1: Why is Lauren here?!?
12: I didn't have Jess's email so I asked Tyler, who asked Lauren, who asked Mike, who had it.
1: ...
2: ...
12: Did I do something wrong?
2: Calm down Bella. Too many witnesses.
1: I AM CALM!
4: Right...
1: Shut up, Jacob!
14: Wait, Jacob from La Push beach?
4: Finally! Wait, who are you?
14: I'm Mike.
1: Hi Mike...
13: What's wrong, Bella? You sound depressed.
1: Nothing, Jess. How was the wedding?
13: Fantastic! My dress was so beautiful, and Mike looked great in a tux!
11: She's not exagerating about the dress. I wanted to tear it off her and wear it myself.
3: I feel as though I've been cut out of the conversation...
15: Me too. I'm going, now. Bye.
( Lauren signed off )
3: I guess I should leave as well...
1: So the dress was really that good?
3: No, Nessie, don't go! We'll miss you too much!
13: Oh yeah! The dress was great. White and pale-ish pink.
3: But I have to go. I'm bored!
1: That's sounds like a bad combo.
11: Doesn't it?
3: Nessie, we love you so much!
13: But it was totally gorgeous!
2: What are you blabbering about Nessie?
1: Nessie was talking?
( Nessie signed off )
( Mike signed off )
4: She signed off...
14: So did I.
2: ...
1: ...
11: ...
13: ...
4: Okay, did that even make sense?
2: No, Jacob. It didn't...
4: Well I'm ditching you losers to find Nessie.
1: Bye, Jake!
( Jacob signed off )
12: I g2g, too.
2: Farewell, Eric.
11: Well, if Er-bear is going, so am I.
1: Bye
2: Bye
( Eric signed off )
( Angela signed off )
1: lol
2: What?
1: Er-bear?
2: Oh... lol
1: You don't find it funny?
2: Well, it's just you and me, now...
1: So?
2: You've never heard of... ya know?
1: Edward...
2: Come on! You know you want to.
1: Edward.
2: I can even start if you want me to!
1: Edward Cullen! Cyber sex is absurd and perverted!
2: Gasp!
1: Why do that when we have beds?
( Edward signed off)
1: Edward? Edward? OHH!
( Bella signed off)