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Dear Fanfiction Writers,

I would like to make a few complaints and corrections concerning how you view me. Firstly, I would like to talk about my name. Now, while it wasn't mentioned in the game, the creators have bestowed upon me a name of my own: Erhardt Muller. I've seen some authors embrace this fact in their writings, but I've also seen others try to make up a name for me. Granted, this was before the rumors about my name were disclosed, but please try to remember this while you are writing (And please don't take names from other sources of media without any consent. It may get you sued).

My next point concerns the writers' perception of my personality. Even though I'm not exactly sure of how I make myself known to others, I have seen other writers portray me as a gentlemanly, somewhat playful man. I have also noticed that these portrayals take place sometime after my supposed release from prison. From this, there are a few...sub-points to make.

First, assuming a basic mathematical formula concerning how many surgeries I partake in with how many years off from my sentence, I would have to do about 43 operations, which would take up a large amount of time. This would also make many other stories null and void.

Actually...now that I think about it, I don't believe that I have actually acted so...outward during my time at Resurgam. There was that time that I kept Dr. Tachibana from falling, and that time where I carried that patient in Atlus Hospital, but that was only because I had to. Usually, I keep to myself unless spoken to. What was that saying? "Keep to yourself to keep safe"? That doesn't matter. All I am trying to say is that you shouldn't assume things about people and that you should use that facts that you are already given.

Finally, and probably most importantly, I would like to talk about my relationships with others. Rest assured that this doesn't fully prohibit the following, but I would still like to write on the topic of this. Again, recalling my visits to Resurgam, I don't believe that I am ready for romance just yet. There would be many complications to deal with. For starters, there is a limit on possible mates, the affection between me and someone else could tamper with our talents as doctors, and thinking about how often I move between Resurgam and prison...Once I am truly free, I will consider it. You are free to believe that I will end up with a certain someone, but for now, Maria and Dr. Tachibana are...stable possibilities.

However, relationships between me and female doctors who have "recently" been employed at Resurgam is an entirely different story. I have noticed that this goes hand in hand with the "out-of-characterness" I have talked about before. When these factors are put together, it creates a rather...aching result. For one, please refer to sentences 3-5 in the previous paragraph. The other complaint would have to be the constant incongruities I keep finding with their many attributes. I would like to say more, but it appears that I am running out of time, seeing as how Agent Holden is glaring at me.

In conclusion, I hope that you take what I have written to hear with your writing. I wish you good luck with any future stories.

Sincerely,

Prisoner Number CR-S01

P.S. I really do enjoy my popularity amongst this group.

Author's Note: ...So this is basically me ranting and making little jokes about the fandom's representation. The length of the individual character's letters will be different each time due to their standing (Gabriel's probably long letter compared to Hank's measly little words). I may get into the minor characters too (Rosalia, Esha, etc.). If you want someone to be written here, then by all means, leave a request in your review. Please don't murder me fangirls.