All Fools'
Summary: It's April 1... Gibbs won't mind a little prank, right? Warning: spanking of adults. Don't like? Don't read!
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just play with them.
A/N: This is part of my discipline series and builds on a larger plot arc, but it should make sense on its own.
Warning: this story contains the disciplinary spanking of adults, a reference by an adult to the fact that he was spanked as a child, and a tiny allusion to BDSM. If you have a problem with that, click on that 'back' button now. You've been warned.
Tony swept into Abby's lab, wincing slightly at the more-deafening-than-usual volume of the music she had blaring.
'Hey, Abby, are you busy?'
'Well, gee, Tony... I have sixteen blood samples and forty-three fingerprints to run and everybody wants me to test their evidence first, so... no, I'm not busy at all.'
'Wake up on the wrong side of the coffin?'
He swatted one of her pig-tails playfully.
'What do you want, Tony?'
'Oh, it's nothing. I just wanted to know if you wanted to help me with a little joke I have planned for Gibbs. But you're busy. Never mind.'
DiNozzo turned to leave.
'Tony... a joke? On Gibbs? Seriously? Have you, like, TOTALLY LOST YOUR MIND?!'
'It's April Fools' Day soon, and...'
'And I have never... and I mean, like... not ever... seen Gibbs even crack a smile at anything anyone has done on April 1!'
'Oh, he'll find this funny!'
'You're a brave man, Charlie Brown. I'll bring black roses to your funeral.'
'Listen! He actually laughed... ok, maybe not laughed... but definitely smirked when McGee put those barnyard noises on my computer!'
Abby raised one eyebrow sceptically.
'And you really think you've thought of something that Gibbs will think is amusing, rather than a reason to take something hard to your butt?'
'Oh, yeah!'
Tony leaned in close and whispered in her ear. Abby's eyes grew wide and she grinned excitedly.
'Tony! That's brilliant!!! Oh, I'm so in!'
'I thought you'd like it. So... when can we get started?'