Mind The Shampoo
Stretching she slid from her bed and yawned. Tiredly she made her way into her bathroom. After turning on her shower she pulled off her night shirt. The bathroom filled with steam quickly and she yawned again before she checked the tempt of the water. When it was right she stepped in under the stream of water.
Quickly she wet her hair and reached for her shampoo. Squeezing some into her hand she placed the bottle back before rubbing the shampoo into her hair. Rinsing her hair she repeated the process with the conditioner before shaving and washing her body.
As she stepped out of her shower her phone began to ring. With a groan she shrugged into her robe and tied it as she made her way into her bedroom. Lifting the phone she placed it to her ear, "What?" she answered.
"Happy Saint Patrick's Day!" sang a cheerful male voice.
Rolling her eyes she set on the edge of her bed. "Any holiday would be better if you just turned yourself in, Jarod." she replied icily.
"Now, now Miss. Parker." chuckled Jarod. "I just wanted to wish you a happy Saint Patrick's Day… Oh and do mind the shampoo." with that the line went dead.
Frowning at the phone Parker carefully touched her hair. Quickly setting the phone down she hurried to her bathroom. Wiping the mirror with the sleeve of her robe she looked into it. Her hair… It was green! Neon green! A shout of "JAROD!" could be heard for ten miles!
FIN