Once upon a time there was a pokemon who was going to pokemon school.
"Hey zubat" said vulpix to her friend. "Hey vulpix" said zubat. "I'm so excited to go to pokemon school" said shellder.
When they got to the pokemon school they had to learn how to fight so that they could win prestige and kick other pokemons out of the gym.
"Okay first lesson today is how to attack" said their teacher Jynx. "you have to be strong to fight" said geodude flexing his muscles.
After many days of training finally the pokemon were able to go and fight in the wild.
"Look there's an eevee" said vulpix. "We should kill it" said spinarak. "No" said vulpix, "I'm a lesbian and I think eevee is really hot. I want to be lesbians with her".
"Fine" said zubat and spinarak because they were homophobic.
Vulpix and eevee became good friends and eventually they became lesbians together. They had a sex and made a baby jigglypuff and then eventually they took her back to the pokemon school where they were trained.
"What the fuck are you doing here" said gyarados who was the principal of the pokemon school and jynx agreed. "This is our daughter and we are bringing her to this school to be trained to fight" said eevee
"But you're lesbians" said pinsir. "Yeah so fucking what we should be able to get our fucking daughter taught here at this pokemon school if we fucking want." Said vulpix as she evolved into a ninetails. "Yeah" said eevee as she evolved into an espeon.
"Um no" said gyarados and so vulpix and eevee left the school and they went to another school.
The other school was a vegetarian school and the principal was diglett and bulbasaur was the teacher. "Let's grow some flowers" said bulbasaur to jigglypuff. And ninetails and espeon realised that they didn't need to teach jigglypuff how to fight and that it was much better at this school where there was no fucking homophobia.