Disclaimer: I do not mean to offend in anyway. I apologize for the mention of any copyrighted characters/individuals. That was beyond my control as this started out as a Round Robin. This isn't entirely a true fan fiction. There is mention of Star Trek races but beyond that not so much. But since I do not know what may come eventually, i will post it at both and fictionpress to be safe.

Summary: The First Spin-Off of The Love Triangle. The exciting adventures of Francoise, Bugsy and Osama Junior in space!

Rating: PG or whatever it is.

Notes: most trivia and spoilers will be featured at the end of the chapter. This was the first spin-off and was entirely written on the yahoogroup.

Title: Spaced Cadets, I think refers to a movie as well as a name for someone who isn't all there. The episode title is pretty basic.

Feedback is always Welcome

Spaced Cadets!

Season One

written by Tim and Jessica

Episode One

"The Command of Tai'koana"

In the midst of the smoldering ashes and rubble that was once the Tibetan Village of Nungkhan, a lone figure began to stir. with a mighty heave, a large timber flew up and through the air, releasing the captive creature pinned below. Francoise the Transvestite Penguin, Warrior Princess of the Killer Penguins, was alive!

She was enraged and in her shallow violent little mind, she was already plotting her most deviant revenge when a glowing light in the fire caught her by surprise. She investigated more closely and was startled when the fire began to grow and morph and take form. Soon, standing before her at over 20 feet tall, was the Dragon God Tai'koana, the Chief of Air, Protector of the Royal Family, Guardian of the Others, etc, and so on.

"Francoise of Dewhickeymafloppet, Your thirst for vengeance will have to wait. The Power of the Universe demands you take action," He spoke in a booming voice. "The balance of the universe is in peril, as is this planet itself. It will soon be destroyed, either by invasion or by Ancient Cleansing. Unless you can stop it!"

"How do I do that?" Francoise asked, kneeling in reverence of the ancient holy creature, who she liked since He didn't try to blow her up.

"You must return to your home and stop the coming Zorpian Invasion, the vessel you arrived in remains safely where you hid it. Once home, we will meet again to give you further instructions. We have given you two companions to help you and you will find another waiting for you at home."

Two companions? Francoise looked around and groaned when she saw the movement of her arch nemeses, Bugsy the Psycho Cat and Osama bin Goaten Jr, he who has the paper of Tatiana!

"But they don't like me!" Francoise whined to Tai'koana.

"Irrelevant, the three of you must now travel to your ship and leave immediately!" and with that, Tai exploded in his own fireball, knocking the three little creatures back on their butts.

Francoise stood up, dusted herself off a bit, and turned to the confused forms of Bugsy and Osama. "You heard the Dragon. We have work to do."

"I take offense!" Bugsy cried out at the sky, but he was promptly ignored by the other two.

"But where is your ship?" asked Osama, still clinging to the helmet and the message from the bottle.

"My ship is...

To Be Continued...

Trivia and Spoilers: Jessica and I agreed we should do a spin off with a narrower story line. Thus the three characters Bugsy, Francoise and Osama bin Goaten Junior were brought into this space jaunt.

-This episode was written by me.

-The village in Tibet was named in this episode. It is not a real village. I don't think it is at least.

-Tai'koana comes from The Hurston Game.

-Osama still has the helmet and the message from the bottle.

-Bugsy's offense continues.