Streaky: Do we really to say we don't own Naruto? Isn't it obvious? If I did, it would be yaoi everywhere and Flare would lose interest within the first five hours and end the series there.

Flare: Streaky, quiet!

Streaky: Alright, jeez...

"Demon Speech/Jutsu"

'Demon thought'

"Human Speech"

'Human thought'

"Reading/Flashback"


KYUUGAN

"Take care of my son." were the last words of the Yondaime before he and the Kyuubi disappeared.

"Minato..." said the Sandaime, only to hear crying a few feet away from him.

"Huh?" he asked himself, turning to the noise. He then saw a baby with fox ears, a tail, and whisker marks. The old man rushed over to Naruto and picked him up. Naruto started giggling and stared at him with his bright blue eyes.

"Well, aren't you adorable." said Hiruzen with a big smile.

Well, that was until the blond tugged on his beard. He winced in slight pain while young Naruto just cooed response.

"Or maybe not..." he said to himself as he walked off to his office.


Streaky: Boy, you sure made the old man talk to himself an awful lot. I would think that he's going senile...

Flare: Oh quiet you.

Streaky: -oblivious- And what is up with that smile? Perv much?

Flare: -glares at Streaky- Shut up! And remember, flames will be used to cook pasta for Italy.

Streaky: -shrug- Whatever. Anyway, short isn't it? Well our future ones will be longer than this. Yep, we are now into Hetalia. Helpful criticism is accepted.