On a scale of…

1 to Voldemort how awkward are your hug.

Voldemort to Snape how bad is your nose.

1 to Hermione how smart are you?

1 to Dobby how awesome r u

1to Lucius Malfoy how big is your ego.

1 to Ron how much do u love food.

1 to Seamus how big are your explosions?

1 to Hogwarts how big is your school?

1 to Luna Lovegood how many narggels do u see.

1 to Trelawny how big are your glasses?

1 to Snape how greasy is your hair?

1 to Lockheart how much do you love yourself?

1 to Bellatrix how bad is your hair?

1 to Arthur Weasely how bad do you want to know the function of a rubber duck

1 to Harry Potter how easy is it to break your glasses?

1 to Snape how much do you hate Gryffindors?

1 to Hagrid how much do you love dragons?

Flitwick to Hagrid how big are you?

Draco Malfoy to Ginny Weasly how much do u love Harry Potter?

Ron to Hermione how good are you at casting spells?

1 to Snape how much do u love Lilly Evens?

Lockhart to Lupin how good of a teacher are you?

1 to Harry Potter how bad are you at saying Diagon Alley?

Ron to Hermione how much do you love cats?

1 to Sirius how much do you hate flies?

1 to the Twins how much do you love jokes?

1 to Mad Eye Moody how many times have u tasted goblin piss?